My favourite letter to The Times (genuine - came from their own anthology) was along the lines of (I paraphrase, of necessity):
Sir - I have just written you a very long letter on the subject of [xxxxx]. On further reflection, I have torn it up and sent this one instead.
Your obedient servant etc etc....
Sir - I have just written you a very long letter on the subject of [xxxxx]. On further reflection, I have torn it up and sent this one instead.
Your obedient servant etc etc....
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