Originally posted by Mr Pee
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I wonder which is the greater risk (in % only of course - nothing as useful as numbers): being killed by police water cannon, struck on the head by a large rump steak falling from a private jet, suffocating whilst applying talcum powder to your big toes because you have a thing about your big toes niffing a bit, or being decapitated by a copy of the Daily Mall caught up in a whirlwind? I think we should be told.
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