The GREAT News thread!

[amateur51]

Q. How can you tell if someone is a vegan?
A. They'll tell you.

[Serial_Apologist]

That's almost as bad as...

Q. How can you tell if a man is gay?
A. It sticks out a mile

[gurnemanz]

That's almost as bad as...

Q. How can you tell if a man is gay?
A. It sticks out a mile

Reminds me of one of the many old Soviet Union Radio Yerevan jokes.

Question to the radio station:
Can homosexual men have babies?
Answer:
In principle, no, but doesn't stop them trying.

[Flosshilde]

That's almost as bad as...

Q. How can you tell if a man is gay?
A. It sticks out a mile

Flatterer

[Serial_Apologist]

Flatterer

[Norfolk Born]

Sorry folks. Totally opposed to foie gras. Not going to rationalize it. Just anti.

Same here.

[Nick Armstrong]

Q. How can you tell if a man is gay?
A. It sticks out a mile

Flatterer

Get a room, you two!!!

[MrGongGong]

But why DO ducks taste so good ?

[amateur51]

But why DO ducks taste so good ?

Because our sense of taste is quacked?

[scottycelt]

Get a room, you two!!!

Mercifully, this is not that sort of board .....

[MrGongGong]

but this

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/no-10-sides-with-gay-couples-over-full-marriage-7237416.html

seems to be great news

[3rd Viennese School]

off to the NHS canteen.

Dont get a lot of choice as how they do their animals for the NHS.
Most come out of the water.

3VS

[amateur51]

Mercifully, this is not that sort of board .....

What sort of board did you have in mind, scotty?

[Serial_Apologist]

What sort of board did you have in mind, scotty?

Probably a squeegie board, or however they're spelt!

[amateur51]

Probably a squeegie board, or however they're spelt!

Would that be squeegie board as in ouija board, S_A?