Dear Mrs N
I regret to inform you that your son/husband/brother/budgie (delete as appropriate) has been admitted to Craiglockhart hospital, where he/it is happily engaged in devising strange words consisting exclusively of the letters K, J and S. He occasionally gets distressed because none of these letters occurs in the names of his imaginary friends Melchett and Darling.
Three more names for you to shoot down:
Violinist Leonid Kogan, singer Alexander Kogan and composer Lev Kogan. I've no idea whether they're related, and, yes, I realize that I've chosen three surnames. As a bonus, I'll throw in two more - both surnames, both singers - Julia Kogan and Alma Kogan.
"...the isle is full of noises,
Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."
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