Alphabet associations - I

[rubbernecker]

Happy to hand it to you Lycraknickers, as I won't be able to set an F for a few hours. Anyway you got all 5

Well, that's very sportsmanlike of you, my monstrous fellow and I retract any suggestion I may have made to the contrary. A pity you can't set an F for us, though. While I am happy to do so I am equally happy to let someone else have a go, if anyone's interested?

[mercia]

brilliant work by all concerned
(and may Chausson's manner of death be a warning to you all)
glad nobody disputed the Chausson clue

[Anna]

It's rather unpleasant for the individual concerned... and it isn't Facebook in fact

I don't, have never done, social networking, but is it the risk you run, having your profile made public on the Net and available to all? Very distressing for the person involved.

Oh, you solved the E!! Pipped rubbers at the post. Well done! Will you be too busy at work for an F just now?

Edit: Memo to self, Please Keep Up At the Back. Caliban cannot set the next one.

[rubbernecker]

(and let Chausson's manner of death be a warning to you all)

Sadly it has never stopped me going fast on a bicycle and breaking various bones in the process.

[rubbernecker]

Caliban cannot set the next one.

Perhaps you can give us one, Anna, or would you like me to give you another one?

[Anna]

Perhaps you can give us one, Anna, or would you like me to give you another one?

Oh, you carry on rubbers, I am likely to be away from the computer for a while now.

Funnily enough, Chausson's great mate was Fantin-Latour and, so really annoyed, as I was staying in Barnard Castle with my sister but left before April 11th when the Bowes Museum opened an exhibition "Painting Flowers: Fantin-Latour & the Impressionists", showcasing around 30 of his works, alongside paintings by Renoir, Courbet, and Fantin-Latour’s wife Victoria Dubourg, among others. I think it's the first major exhibition of his works for some time.

[Norfolk Born]

Perhaps you can give us one, Anna, or would you like me to give you another one?

I beg your pardon?

[Nick Armstrong]

I beg your pardon?

Right - last push to finish work before the weekend.....

[Norfolk Born]

May I offer an F?

[rubbernecker]

I beg your pardon?

Oh dear, I see...

Reminds me of the joke about the woman who goes into a bar and asks for a double entendre. So the barman gives her one...

[rubbernecker]

May I offer an F?

I would be delighted. Please do.

[Anna]

May I offer an F?

Well, why not Ofca? rubbers offered me an F, so I will pass my option on to you as Caliban declined the opportunity due to work pressures, if rubbers is OK with that?

Edit: cross posting again!!

[rubbernecker]

rubbers offered me an F,

Indeed I did, unintentionally, it seems...

[Norfolk Born]

OK, thanks.
What F links compositions that might be suggested by (a) a prolonged vocal encore, (b) extracts from a pocket diary and (c) a famous quote from 'Hamlet'?

[Anna]

Indeed I did, unintentionally, it seems...

Oh dear, it's just as well that I am an innocent maiden and don't understand half of this badinage that goes on!