Alphabet associations - I

[Nick Armstrong]

Presumably her experiences with a trombonist were unprintable...?

Was "javelin" a serious stab at the pointy bit of the puzzle?

[Flay]

lol

Is that "laugh out loud" or "lots of love," or perhaps a populated place in Dordogne, Aquitaine, France; or even a stream in northern South Sudan??

[Flay]

Presumably her experiences with a trombonist were unprintable...?

would you like to tell us about your experiences?

Was "javelin" a serious stab at the pointy bit of the puzzle?

Yes it was, and look where it got me...

[Nick Armstrong]

lol

Is that "laugh out loud" or "lots of love," or perhaps a populated place in Dordogne, Aquitaine, France; or even a stream in northern South Sudan??

The former (foremost): http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-18032027

[Nick Armstrong]

would you like to tell us about your experiences?

Starting with 7th position and sliding up, perhaps...?

I think not. This is a Family Forum...

[cloughie]

Researching ideas found me looking at corny brass jokes. I found this one:

A girl went out on a date with a trumpet player, and when she came back her room mate asked, "Well, how was it? Did his embouchure make him a great kisser?" "Nah", the first girl replied. "That dry, tight, tiny little pucker; it was no fun at all."
The next night she went out with a tuba player, and on her return the room mate asked the same question. "Ugh!", the girl exclaimed, "Those huge, rubbery, blubbery, slobbering slabs of meat; oh it was just gross!".
The next night she went out with a French Horn player. "How was this one?" asked the room mate. "Well", the girl replied, "his kissing was just so-so; but I loved the way he held me!"

I won't ask what her experiences were like with a trombone player.

[Nick Armstrong]

I won't ask what her experiences were like with a trombone player.

Funny echo in here....

[cloughie]

Think of Horns as a broad section. lol better written LOL. The point was quite irreverent.

[Flay]

No doubt the Wagner tuba player she dated was a smoothie.

[Flay]

Smoothness is not my way. I angered Mrs Flay this morning. She was trying out an evening jacket that a (younger) friend had lent her. It looked something like a rhea's backside.


She said she didn't think it suited her. I asked: "don't you think you're too old for it?"

She was not amused

[Nick Armstrong]

Smoothness is not my way. I angered Mrs Flay this morning. She was trying out an evening jacket that a (younger) friend had lent her. It looked something like a rhea's backside.


She said she didn't think it suited her. I asked: "don't you think you're too old for it?"

She was not amused

Schoolboy error

[ferneyhoughgeliebte]

a rhea's backside.

Would that be a rhea of the year?

[Flay]

Would that be a rhea of the year?

I wouldn't dare to comment!

[Anna]

I wouldn't dare to comment!

I sincerely hope Mrs. Flay doesn't ever read your postings abouit her (but I'm sure she has the patience of a Saint having lived with you for so long .....)
Finally time to think about the J - but no thoughts are forthcoming as yet as to how to approach it.

[ferneyhoughgeliebte]

Hunting horns suggest "Jagd"
Horn of plenty suggests "Jamboree"
LOL suggests "Joke"

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