Alphabet associations - I

[cloughie]

Please explain 'related', which does not feature in the question.

Well the Kremers are - my Ks are not!

Forget that reply your's aren't either. Yours is a good answer but not on the card.

[Northender]

No - they are not related as far as I know.

Perhaps I'm a bit shell-shocked, or perhaps the trench foot has advanced further than I have, but how precisely does my reply not answer your question?

[Northender]

Well the Kremers are - my Ks are not!

Private N climbs out of the trench, ignoring the pleas of his mates, and sets off, a bewildered expression on his face and holding a white flag in one hand and a tattered photo of his cousin Baldrick in the other, in the direction of the enemy line.....

[amateur51]

Private N climbs out of the trench, ignoring the pleas of his mates, and sets off, a bewildered expression on his face and holding a white flag in one hand and a tattered photo of his cousin Baldrick in the other, in the direction of the enemy line.....

[cloughie]

Perhaps I'm a bit shell-shocked, or perhaps the trench foot has advanced further than I have, but how precisely does my reply not answer your question?

It's not Kremer!

[Northender]

Well the Kremers are - my Ks are not!

Forget that reply your's aren't either. Yours is a good answer but not on the card.

Cries dimly heard from the German line: 'Um Gottes Willen, nehmen Sie diesen verwirrten Mensch zurück - er spricht nur von musikalischen Fragen die keine Antwort haben' [
(Translation for non-German-speakers: 'For God's sake take this madman back - all he can talk about is unanswerable music-related questions')

[Northender]

It's not Kremer!

But - my answer IS Kremer!

[amateur51]

But - my answer IS Kremer!

Steady Norths - he'll play the pedantry card again

[Northender]

'It's a long way / To Cloughie's answers / But we'll get there, I know / It's a long way to Cloughie's 'K' lads / And it's started to snow...'
Fade to a host of late-flowering poppies, grown specially in the shape of a giant question mark

[cloughie]

Steady Norths - he'll play the pedantry card again

Kremer is not on the Kard and anyway one of them is a forename!

Jobsworth, jobsworth, it's more than my jobsworth...

[Flay]

Kremer is not on the Kard and anyway one of the s is a forename!

I thought we were on K?

[Northender]

Kremer is not on the Kard and anyway one of the s is a forename!

'Thank God it'll all be over by Christmas...'

[Northender]

K

Can you see what it is yet?

[amateur51]

'It's a long way / To Cloughie's answers / But we'll get there, I know / It's a long way to Cloughie's 'K' lads / And it's started to snow...'
Fade to a host of late-flowering poppies, grown specially in the shape of a giant question mark

How do I subscribe to NorthsWorld TV?

[cloughie]

'Thank God it'll all be over by Christmas...'

No need to go off on one just 'cos you're wrong.