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  • Nick Armstrong
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    • Nov 2010
    • 26570

    Ho ho yikes

    The top 53 most bizarre home-made 'Greetings from us' Christmas cards... Worth scrolling down for a giggle

    Le réveillon de noël arrive, et qu’est-ce qu’on en retiendra encore cette année ? Des jolis cadeaux, des moins beaux à revendre, un peu trop de foie gras, des neveux encore trop gâtés, une photo avec ...


    Nos. 23 and 29 (among others) are just plain disturbing.

    I think my favourite is No. 32...

    "...the isle is full of noises,
    Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
    Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
    Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."

  • Lateralthinking1

    #2
    And I thought my road was weird!

    (Is 2 Chipping Norton?)

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    • mangerton
      Full Member
      • Nov 2010
      • 3346

      #3
      As you say, scary stuff.

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      • handsomefortune

        #4
        yep 32 is a stunner caliban, but i like 46 best,

        would NOT like to meet the parents of the children featured in 45 ....

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        • Mr Pee
          Full Member
          • Nov 2010
          • 3285

          #5
          Originally posted by handsomefortune View Post
          yep 32 is a stunner caliban, but i like 46 best,

          would NOT like to meet the parents of the children featured in 45 ....
          For some reason I think family 45 are American...can't think why.......

          (Edit:That site's a goldmine. I found this as well- 40 photos of taxidermy gone wrong........ )

          Voici une liste non exhaustive de ce que vous pouvez faire de votre animal de compagnie lorsqu’il mourra : l’enterrer, l’incinérer, le manger, le laisser sécher sous une cloche à fromage, le balancer ...
          Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.

          Mark Twain.

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          • Nick Armstrong
            Host
            • Nov 2010
            • 26570

            #6
            Originally posted by Lateralthinking1 View Post
            And I thought my road was weird!

            (Is 2 Chipping Norton?)
            More Chipping Sodbury I think.

            I hadn't even noticed 45 before, handsome
            "...the isle is full of noises,
            Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
            Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
            Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."

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            • Nick Armstrong
              Host
              • Nov 2010
              • 26570

              #7
              Originally posted by Mr Pee View Post
              That site's a goldmine.
              Agreed! Check out Scary Santa No. 11 in this link....

              Noël, c’est le sapin bling bling un brin trop décoré, des cadeaux qui font (presque) souvent plaisir, la dinde farcie aux marrons aussi légère que la bûche du dessert, et les chocolats dégueus de mami...


              15 years in the slammer right there, I would have thought...
              "...the isle is full of noises,
              Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
              Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
              Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."

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              • handsomefortune

                #8
                whoops, oh dear! a dark combination in terms of humour mr pee.....but definitely made me laugh uncontrollably as the different faces popped up!

                30! and 33, ...a hairslide..... and 35 the polar bear with teeth like my dentist ....but lots more funny astonished looking animals ...the poor wee sods. (shame we cant also see the stuffers...probably best not)?

                well done you two.

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                • amateur51

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Caliban View Post
                  Agreed! Check out Scary Santa No. 11 in this link....

                  Noël, c’est le sapin bling bling un brin trop décoré, des cadeaux qui font (presque) souvent plaisir, la dinde farcie aux marrons aussi légère que la bûche du dessert, et les chocolats dégueus de mami...


                  15 years in the slammer right there, I would have thought...
                  I must say that my initial reaction to most of them was 'What a thankless job!'

                  David Sedaris' book may give you some insights

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                  • Ferretfancy
                    Full Member
                    • Nov 2010
                    • 3487

                    #10
                    amateur51

                    His account of being a Father Christmas at Macey's is one of the funniest I have ever read!

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