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  • Pianorak
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    • Nov 2010
    • 3128

    #16
    Originally posted by aka Calum Da Jazbo View Post
    a lorry has spilled more than 20 tonnes of Marmite on the M1 . . .
    Probably a Danish lorry driver.
    My life, each morning when I dress, is four and twenty hours less. (J Richardson)

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    • scottycelt

      #17
      Originally posted by Pianorak View Post
      Probably a Danish lorry driver.
      The very chance would be a fine thing, it might then have been Carlsberg Specials all round ...

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      • mercia
        Full Member
        • Nov 2010
        • 8920

        #18
        it seems to be "waste yeast" now ............ was it ever actually marmite?

        Police close a section of the M1 in South Yorkshire after a tanker containing waste yeast overturns.

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        • ahinton
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          • Nov 2010
          • 16123

          #19
          Originally posted by mercia View Post
          it seems to be "waste yeast" now ............ was it ever actually marmite?

          http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england...shire-15933599
          Ah - so it didn't just affect the yeastbound carriageway after all - it also affected the wastebound one; I wonder why it took the newspeople so long to tell us that? Too busy dealing with the Autumn statement, I suppose...

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          • Nick Armstrong
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            • Nov 2010
            • 26601

            #20
            Originally posted by mercia View Post
            was it ever actually marmite?
            Amazing how these things spread...
            "...the isle is full of noises,
            Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
            Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
            Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."

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            • Lateralthinking1

              #21
              I've only just twigleted what people are talking about.

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              • scottycelt

                #22
                Really, really sorry to go way off-topic yet again ... but why on earth is it called the 'Autumn Statement' ... aren't we now firmly in mid-winter? ...

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                • Norfolk Born

                  #23
                  That depends ...I'm 'old school' as far as the seasons are concerned, i.e. Autumn = 21/9-20/12, Winter = 21/12-20/3 etc.

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                  • Nick Armstrong
                    Host
                    • Nov 2010
                    • 26601

                    #24
                    Interesting, NB. I've always had trouble thinking of December was 'autumn'. Though October and November certainly are 'autumn' in my mind.
                    "...the isle is full of noises,
                    Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
                    Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
                    Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."

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                    • Serial_Apologist
                      Full Member
                      • Dec 2010
                      • 37994

                      #25
                      Originally posted by Lateralthinking1 View Post
                      I've only just twigleted what people are talking about.
                      You take the biscuit for that one

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                      • Nick Armstrong
                        Host
                        • Nov 2010
                        • 26601

                        #26
                        Originally posted by Serial_Apologist View Post
                        You take the biscuit for that one
                        And you're just crackers!

                        "...the isle is full of noises,
                        Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
                        Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
                        Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."

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                        • ahinton
                          Full Member
                          • Nov 2010
                          • 16123

                          #27
                          Originally posted by scottycelt View Post
                          Really, really sorry to go way off-topic yet again ... but why on earth is it called the 'Autumn Statement' ... aren't we now firmly in mid-winter? ...
                          I don't know, but where I'm sitting, there are still plenty of leaves on plenty of trees and there has not yet been any suggestion of a frost (thank goodness). For an authentic answer, perhaps you'd be best advised to ask Gideon himself.

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                          • ahinton
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                            • Nov 2010
                            • 16123

                            #28
                            Originally posted by Caliban View Post
                            Interesting, NB. I've always had trouble thinking of December was 'autumn'. Though October and November certainly are 'autumn' in my mind.
                            Agreed on both counts and, after all, were October and November to be thought of as "winter", when would autumn be?

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                            • Nick Armstrong
                              Host
                              • Nov 2010
                              • 26601

                              #29
                              Originally posted by ahinton View Post
                              Agreed on both counts and, after all, were October and November to be thought of as "winter", when would autumn be?

                              If each season has to have 3 months, then in my mind it's

                              Autumn: September, October, November
                              Winter: December, January, February
                              Spring: March, April, May
                              Summer: June, July, August

                              The 'official days' always seemed too late to me... although September does usually seem like late summer, and March (and sometimes April) seem increasingly like late winter recently!!
                              "...the isle is full of noises,
                              Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
                              Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
                              Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."

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                              • vinteuil
                                Full Member
                                • Nov 2010
                                • 13065

                                #30
                                Originally posted by Caliban View Post

                                If each season has to have 3 months, then in my mind it's

                                Autumn: September, October, November
                                Winter: December, January, February
                                Spring: March, April, May
                                Summer: June, July, August

                                We have had this subject fairly recently I think - and Calibran is right in his allocation of 'meteorological seasons' - from wiki:

                                "Meteorological seasons are reckoned by temperature, with summer being the hottest quarter of the year and winter the coldest quarter of the year. Using this reckoning, the Roman calendar began the year and the spring season on the first of March, with each season occupying three months. In 1780 the Societas Meteorologica Palatina, an early international organization for meteorology, defined seasons as groupings of three whole months. Ever since, professional meteorologists all over the world have used this definition. Therefore, in meteorology for the Northern hemisphere, spring begins on 1 March, summer on 1 June, autumn on 1 September, and winter on 1 December."

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