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  • aka Calum Da Jazbo
    Late member
    • Nov 2010
    • 9173
    #1

    Marmite Closes M1 ...

    a lorry has spilled more than 20 tonnes of Marmite on the M1 .... the public have been asked to bring toast, lots of toast .....


    .... they don't make headlines like that very often these days eh ...
    According to the best estimates of astronomers there are at least one hundred billion galaxies in the observable universe.
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  • Anna
    #2
    Did it happen on the Yeastbound Lane?

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    • Norfolk Born
      #3
      Marmite Turns Into Jam

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      • Pabmusic
        Full Member
        • May 2011
        • 5537
        #4
        Originally posted by aka Calum Da Jazbo View Post
        a lorry has spilled more than 20 tonnes of Marmite on the M1 .... the public have been asked to bring toast, lots of toast .....


        .... they don't make headlines like that very often these days eh ...
        A story and post you either love or hate.

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        • amateur51
          #5
          To use the demotic, I'm luvvin' this thread

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          • french frank
            Administrator/Moderator
            • Feb 2007
            • 30651
            #6
            Originally posted by aka Calum Da Jazbo View Post
            .... the public have been asked to bring toast, lots of toast .....


            Yes - few better stories even on April 1st!
            It isn't given us to know those rare moments when people are wide open and the lightest touch can wither or heal. A moment too late and we can never reach them any more in this world.

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            • Lateralthinking1
              #7
              Originally posted by Anna View Post
              Did it happen on the Yeastbound Lane?



              (they might need to get the soldiers onto it)

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              • kernelbogey
                Full Member
                • Nov 2010
                • 5841
                #8
                Originally posted by aka Calum Da Jazbo View Post
                a lorry has spilled more than 20 tonnes of Marmite on the M1 .... the public have been asked to bring toast, lots of toast .....
                You're laying this on a bit thick for my taste, Calum.

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                • ahinton
                  Full Member
                  • Nov 2010
                  • 16123
                  #9
                  Yes, all the usual suspect gags as reported on BBC R4 (and no doubt elsewhere also) are being trotted out over this one - but just think, it could have been even worse; imagine the consequences had it been Vegemite!

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                  • Norfolk Born
                    #10
                    I freely confess that I heard the 'Jam' (and the 'Yeastbound') on 'Today' at around 08.40, when it was also reported that 'According to police, the lorry is toast'.

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                    • aka Calum Da Jazbo
                      Late member
                      • Nov 2010
                      • 9173
                      #11
                      er some of us do not listen to R4 in the am but R3 so we can post on the 3beebies thread .......
                      According to the best estimates of astronomers there are at least one hundred billion galaxies in the observable universe.

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                      • Bryn
                        Banned
                        • Mar 2007
                        • 24688
                        #12
                        Originally posted by aka Calum Da Jazbo View Post
                        er some of us do not listen to R4 in the am but R3 so we can post on the 3beebies thread .......
                        This is not the confessional thread, Calum.

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                        • ahinton
                          Full Member
                          • Nov 2010
                          • 16123
                          #13
                          Originally posted by aka Calum Da Jazbo View Post
                          er some of us do not listen to R4 in the am but R3 so we can post on the 3beebies thread .......
                          But do you really want to risk providing even more material to Sarah Cowan and Rob Walker to chat about on - er - Breakfast? Gordon Bennett! (or do I mean Arnold Bennett?)...

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                          • aka Calum Da Jazbo
                            Late member
                            • Nov 2010
                            • 9173
                            #14
                            er the spill the goods thread innit ...

                            actually i never listen to R4 because i just can not take it .... it is for me a form of Vegemite
                            According to the best estimates of astronomers there are at least one hundred billion galaxies in the observable universe.

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                            • amateur51
                              #15
                              Originally posted by aka Calum Da Jazbo View Post
                              er the spill the goods thread innit ...

                              actually i never listen to R4 because i just can not take it .... it is for me a form of Vegemite
                              *OUCH!*

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