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  • eighthobstruction
    Full Member
    • Nov 2010
    • 6432

    #16
    bong ching

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    • Eine Alpensinfonie
      Host
      • Nov 2010
      • 20570

      #17
      Originally posted by Ferretfancy View Post
      Do you have the The Gramophone dangling on a string by your side? I knew it would be good for something!
      Talking of which, has anyone seen those toilet rolls, complete with genuine crosswords and clues?

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      • amateur51

        #18
        Originally posted by Eine Alpensinfonie View Post
        Talking of which, has anyone seen those toilet rolls, complete with genuine crosswords and clues?
        Someone nicked yours, EA?

        Whatever next?!

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        • Bryn
          Banned
          • Mar 2007
          • 24688

          #19
          Currently:

          John Cage - A Year From Monday (signed, of course )

          Neil Gaiman - Don't Panic (mistakenly priced at 49p in a WH Smith sale)

          Rob Cowan - Classical 1000 (picked up in a charity shop for £1.50).

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          • MrGongGong
            Full Member
            • Nov 2010
            • 18357

            #20
            I'd take the Cage out of the closet if it's signed
            I once told a gallery how much their copy of Notations was worth when they left it out on a browsing table connected to an exhibition !
            I reckon Formalised Music would do the trick though

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            • Bryn
              Banned
              • Mar 2007
              • 24688

              #21
              Originally posted by MrGongGong View Post
              I'd take the Cage out of the closet if it's signed
              I once told a gallery how much their copy of Notations was worth when they left it out on a browsing table connected to an exhibition !
              I reckon Formalised Music would do the trick though
              My copy of Notations, kindly given me by C. Cardew (one of his two complementary copies) is now rather battered, as is my heavily notated copy of A Year from Monday. As I am sure you will understand, any potential cash value is not something I place on them. It's their use value and of course their sentimental value, rather than their exchange value that lends them worth to me.
              Last edited by Bryn; 25-11-11, 17:09. Reason: Typo.

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              • vinteuil
                Full Member
                • Nov 2010
                • 12795

                #22
                an unhealthy thread, this. I were brung up to believe that bowel movements shd be reg'lar, and not dwelt over... to which end (ho ho) the lavatory was a tiny unheated room to the north of the house, with the window open as the means by which the cats came in and out, and the encouragement of chill drafts to get one going and out - the notion of dawdling anathema - and book reading unimaginable...

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                • amateur51

                  #23
                  Originally posted by vinteuil View Post
                  an unhealthy thread, this. I were brung up to believe that bowel movements shd be reg'lar, and not dwelt over... to which end (ho ho) the lavatory was a tiny unheated room to the north of the house, with the window open as the means by which the cats came in and out, and the encouragement of chill drafts to get one going and out - the notion of dawdling anathema - and book reading unimaginable...
                  Ah vint-age, all the joys and pleasures you've denied yourself ... is it too late to mend your ways?

                  I told you, Caliban

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                  • Nick Armstrong
                    Host
                    • Nov 2010
                    • 26523

                    #24
                    Originally posted by MrGongGong View Post
                    Potato Railways of Lincolnshire (my son left that in there)
                    Anthony Bourdain : The Nasty Bits
                    excellent!

                    Bourdain: personal hero of mine
                    "...the isle is full of noises,
                    Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
                    Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
                    Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."

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                    • 3rd Viennese School

                      #25
                      I normally dont read on the throne. I listen to Radio 3 Performance on 3 on my personal radio.

                      Which, if you think about it, is rather apt considering what they have been playing the last 2 weeks!



                      3VS

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                      • Nick Armstrong
                        Host
                        • Nov 2010
                        • 26523

                        #26
                        Originally posted by vinteuil View Post
                        an unhealthy thread, this. I were brung up to believe that bowel movements shd be reg'lar, and not dwelt over... to which end (ho ho) the lavatory was a tiny unheated room to the north of the house, with the window open as the means by which the cats came in and out, and the encouragement of chill drafts to get one going and out - the notion of dawdling anathema - and book reading unimaginable...
                        Ah vinorosso, what a vivid picture you paint.

                        At this point, I feel I should append W.H. Auden's magnificent discussion of the subject.

                        The Geography of the House

                        Seated after breakfast
                        In this white-tiled cabin
                        Arabs call the House where
                        Everybody goes,
                        Even melancholics
                        Raise a cheer to Mrs.
                        Nature for the primal
                        Pleasure She bestows.

                        Sex is but a dream to
                        Seventy-and-over,
                        But a joy proposed un-
                        -til we start to shave:
                        Mouth-delight depends on
                        Virtue in the cook, but
                        This She guarantees from
                        Cradle unto grave.

                        Lifted off the potty,
                        Infants from their mothers
                        Hear their first impartial
                        Words of worldly praise:
                        Hence, to start the morning
                        With a satisfactory
                        Dump is a good omen
                        All our adult days.

                        Revelation came to
                        Luther in a privy
                        (Crosswords have been solved there)
                        Rodin was no fool
                        When he cast his Thinker,
                        Cogitating deeply,
                        Crouched in the position
                        Of a man at stool.

                        All the arts derive from
                        This ur-act of making,
                        Private to the artist:
                        Makers' lives are spent
                        Striving in their chosen
                        Medium to produce a
                        De-narcissus-ized en-
                        During excrement.

                        Freud did not invent the
                        Constipated miser:
                        Banks have letter boxes
                        Built in their façade
                        Marked For Night Deposits,
                        Stocks are firm or liquid,
                        Currencies of nations
                        Either soft or hard.

                        Global Mother, keep our
                        Bowels of compassion
                        Open through our lifetime,
                        Purge our minds as well:
                        Grant us a king ending,
                        Not a second childhood,
                        Petulant, weak-sphinctered,
                        In a cheap hotel.

                        Keep us in our station:
                        When we get pound-notish,
                        When we seem about to
                        Take up Higher Thought,
                        Send us some deflating
                        Image like the pained ex-
                        -pression on a Major
                        Prophet taken short.

                        (Orthodoxy ought to
                        Bless our modern plumbing:
                        Swift and St. Augustine
                        Lived in centuries
                        When a stench of sewage
                        Made a strong debating
                        Point for Manichees.)

                        Mind and Body run on
                        Different timetables:
                        Not until our morning
                        Visit here can we
                        Leave the dead concerns of
                        Yesterday behind us,
                        Face with all our courage
                        What is now to be.
                        "...the isle is full of noises,
                        Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
                        Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
                        Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."

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                        • french frank
                          Administrator/Moderator
                          • Feb 2007
                          • 30254

                          #27
                          Originally posted by vinteuil View Post
                          an unhealthy thread, this. I were brung up to believe that bowel movements shd be reg'lar, and not dwelt over... to which end (ho ho) the lavatory was a tiny unheated room to the north of the house, with the window open as the means by which the cats came in and out, and the encouragement of chill drafts to get one going and out - the notion of dawdling anathema - and book reading unimaginable...
                          Well, quite, vinteuil. This is why my initial thought to remove a 'books' thread to Arts & Ideas (where it might properly be said to belong under normal circumstances) has been resisted .
                          It isn't given us to know those rare moments when people are wide open and the lightest touch can wither or heal. A moment too late and we can never reach them any more in this world.

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                          • Nick Armstrong
                            Host
                            • Nov 2010
                            • 26523

                            #28
                            Originally posted by french frank View Post
                            Well, quite, vinteuil. This is why my initial thought to remove a 'books' thread to Arts & Ideas (where it might properly be said to belong under normal circumstances) has been resisted
                            I toyed with the idea but of course, Platform 3 is billed as

                            "The place to talk about anything"

                            It's the start of a brave new year, ff !!
                            "...the isle is full of noises,
                            Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
                            Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
                            Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."

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                            • french frank
                              Administrator/Moderator
                              • Feb 2007
                              • 30254

                              #29
                              Originally posted by Caliban View Post
                              It's the start of a brave new year, ff !!
                              As ever, a place for everything and everything in its place, Caly
                              It isn't given us to know those rare moments when people are wide open and the lightest touch can wither or heal. A moment too late and we can never reach them any more in this world.

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                              • John Skelton

                                #30
                                I once dropped a copy of John Ashbery's Houseboat Days in the bath (wherein I was reading it). Not on purpose, I rather like the book. Is this off-topic?

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