Dead People: Dead

[amateur51]

I'm not sure where this discussion is going, but for what its worth, my middle fingers are both quite small, and my thumbs are not curvy, but my gentleman's sausage is ENORMOUS.

What a fascinating insight, Mr Pee. I'm sure that your gentleman must be very pleased with his good fortune. How long have you been together?

[Nick Armstrong]

I'm not sure where this discussion is going, but for what its worth, my middle fingers are both quite small, and my thumbs are not curvy, but my gentleman's sausage is ENORMOUS.

[Flosshilde]

my gentleman's sausage is ENORMOUS.

I wish I hadn't read that

[teamsaint]

Thanks for that bulletin from Planet teamsaint. Meanwhile, back on Planet Earth....

go on then, update me from planet earth.
brilliant physicists still having their skills being used for creating nuclear weapons?
Biologists having their research used to create biological weapons?
Have all those brilliant people been used by governments to end poverty and hunger?
Has structuralism actually solved any problems?

I assume so, in which case I shall leave my cozy planet up here, and return immediately, and i will bring all you boarders a stick of rock.

And tell me, so I know which CDs to pack, what is the current land speed record for playing the "Pathetique"?

[vinteuil]

. I do remember reading something once about the length of one's middle finger, though.

... not the middle finger - rather the ratio between the index finger and the ring finger ( 2 and 4 for pianists ) -

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digit_ratio

http://blog.slate.fr/globule-et-telescope/2011/07/04/taille-penis-doigts

[3rd Viennese School]

I can't die yet! I've got another 7 symphonies to write!

All with 12 note pop tunes.

3VS

[aka Calum Da Jazbo]

i can not wait to hear them, or rather yes i can .... please take your own good time 3VS, i shall listen to them all most attentively ..... however many notes you pop in the tunes [so relieved there will be tunes!]

[Flosshilde]

... not the middle finger - rather the ratio between the index finger and the ring finger ( 2 and 4 for pianists ) -

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digit_ratio

http://blog.slate.fr/globule-et-tele...e-penis-doigts

Reminds me of the time when I mis-heard a friend when he said that he was going to hear the 'greatest living pianist'. I heard it as another word beginning with 'p', & ending in 's'. I was quite disappointed when I realised it was just someone tickling the ivories.

[David Underdown]

"Joe Bloggs: dead" does seem a little brutal. I think that even a slight adjustment to "Jo Bloggs has died" may be all that is required - and only three more characters to type

[ferneyhoughgeliebte]

I was quite disappointed when I realised it was just someone tickling the ivories.

... as opposed to tickling ... ?

[3rd Viennese School]

I can't see anything wrong with Dead People:Dead etc. Straight to the point. I've found out news here on this thread before I put the television on at home!

It's better than turning on channel 4 news half way through when you've missed the dead bit and they are talking about Amy Winehouse records. And you're thinking "eh? What's happened?"


Aka calum- you can finish my tenth symphony for me when I've gorn.

[amateur51]

Aka calum- you can finish my tenth symphony for me when I've gorn.

Don't say that, 3VS

You'll have Mandryka a-hovering!

[aka Calum Da Jazbo]

oh not the 10th, anything but the 10th ............ or do these twelve note thingies pop out just like the baroque and early classical tunes?