Current favourite jokes

[Beef Oven!]

...but probably no drivers' licence - not even a Greek one...

The licences are all the same until March 29th when we leave the EU.

[Richard Barrett]

March 29th when we leave the EU.

Now that is what I call a joke!

[Beef Oven!]

Now that is what I call a joke!

No joke, we’ll have take the local test. Honest.

[Edgy 2]

An Englishman,an Irishman,a Scotsman,a Welshman,an Afghan, an Albanian, an Algerian, an American, an Andorran, an Angolan, an Antiguans, an Argentine, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, an Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a Bangladeshi, a Barbadian, a Barbudans, a Batswanan, a Belarusian, a Belgian, a Belizean, a Beninese, a Bhutanese, a Bolivian, a Bosnian, a Brazilian,a Bruneian, a Bulgarian, a Burkinabe, a Burmese, a Burundian, a Cambodian, a Cameroonian, a Canadian, a Cape Verdean, a Central African, a Chadian, a Chilean, a Chinese, a Colombian, a Comoran, a Congolese, a Costa Rican, a Croatian, a Cuban, a Cypriot, a Czech, a Dane, a Djibouti, a Dominican, a Dutchman, an East Timorese, an Ecuadorean, an Egyptian, an Emirian, an Equatorial Guinean, an Eritrean, an Estonian, an Ethiopian, a Fijian, a Filipino, a Finn, a Frenchman, a Gabonese, a Gambian, a Georgian, a German, a Ghanaian, a Greek, a Grenadian, a Guatemalan, a Guinea-Bissauan, a Guinean, a Guyanese, a Haitian, a Herzegovinian, a Honduran, a Hungarian,an Icelander, an Indian, an Indonesian, an Iranian, an Iraqi, an Irishman, an Israeli, an Italian, an Ivorian, a Jamaican, a Japanese, a Jordanian, a Kazakhstani, a Kenyan, a Kiribati,a Kittian and Nevisian,a Kurd,a Kuwaiti, a Kyrgyz, a Laotian, a Latvian, a Lebanese, a Liberian, a Libyan, a Liechtensteiner, a Lithuanian, a Luxembourger, a Macedonian, a Malagasy, a Malawian, a Malaysian, a Maldivan, a Malian, a Maltese, a Marshallese, a Mauritanian, a Mauritian, a Mexican, a Micronesian, a Moldovan, a Monacan, a Mongolian, a Moroccan, a Mosotho, a Motswana, a Mozambican, a Namibian, a Nauruan, a Nepalese, a New Zealander, a Nicaraguan, a Nigerian, a Nigerien, a North Korean, a Northern Irishman, a Norwegian, an Omani, a Pakistani, a Palauan, a Palestinian, a Panamanian, a Papua New Guinean, a Paraguayan, a Peruvian, a Pole, a Portuguese, a Qatari, a Romanian, a Russian, a Rwandan, a Saint Lucian, a Salvadoran, a Samoan, a San Marinese, a Sao Tomean, a Saudi, a Scottish, a Senegalese, a Serbian, a Seychellois, a Sierra Leonean, a Singaporean, a Slovakian, a Slovenian, a Solomon Islander, a Somali, a South African, a South Korean, a Spaniard, a Sri Lankan, a Sudanese, a Surinamer, a Swazi, a Swede, a Swiss, a Syrian, a Tajik, a Tanzanian, a Togolese, a Tongan, a Trinidadian or Tobagonian, a Tunisian, a Turk, a Tuvaluan, a Ugandan, a Ukrainian, a Uruguayan, a Uzbekistani, a Venezuelan, a Vietnamese, a Welshman, a Yemenite, a Zambian and a Zimbabwean all go to a bar.

The doorman stops them and says "sorry I can’t let you in without a Thai“

[Bella Kemp]

Does this joke prove that it's not all about the timing?

[LMcD]

...but probably no drivers' licence - not even a Greek one...

… and now no seat belt, apparently.

[Richard Barrett]

… and now no seat belt, apparently.

Seat belts are for peasants.

[LMcD]

'How can you be so sure that Jesus was Italian? Where's your evidence?'
'Well...he stayed at home until he was thirty, he always hung out with the same 12 guys and his mother thought he was God'

[vinteuil]

'How can you be so sure that Jesus was Italian? Where's your evidence?'
'Well...he stayed at home until he was thirty, he always hung out with the same 12 guys and his mother thought he was God'

' ... and he thought his mother was a virgin...'

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[ferneyhoughgeliebte]

'How can you be so sure that Jesus was Italian? Where's your evidence?'
'Well...he stayed at home until he was thirty, he always hung out with the same 12 guys and his mother thought he was God'

' ... and he thought his mother was a virgin...'

This is an old Jewish (as opposed to anti-semitic) joke, except that there it was "You can see that Jesus was a Jewish boy ... "

The Jewish Chronicle, for example, referred to it in the issue of 28th March, 2008

You know the joke. "How do we know that Jesus was Jewish? Well, he didn't leave home until he was 30; he went into his father's business; he thought his mother was a virgin; and his mother thought he was god."

Makes more sense - and a better joke - in that context.

[Beef Oven!]

Jokes that rely on racial stereotypes aren't funny and are actually illegal.

This is an old Jewish (as opposed to anti-semitic) joke, except that there it was "You can see that Jesus was a Jewish boy ... "

The Jewish Chronicle, for example, referred to it in the issue of 28th March, 2008



Makes more sense - and a better joke - in that context.

[Bryn]

This is an old Jewish (as opposed to anti-semitic) joke, except that there it was "You can see that Jesus was a Jewish boy ... "

The Jewish Chronicle, for example, referred to it in the issue of 28th March, 2008



Makes more sense - and a better joke - in that context.

The very point I was making in a post that got removed. Time to close this thread, I feel.

[ferneyhoughgeliebte]

Time to close this thread, I feel.

The blazes with that!

[Bryn]

The blazes with that!

O.k., I will repost the Psychology Today cartoon which was removed. This time without the associated quote it was a response to:



This time with respect to my own overreaction suggesting this thread be closed.

[ferneyhoughgeliebte]