Current favourite jokes

[Richard Tarleton]

Thank goodness for Google . I did guess the author though (much as I guessed Dream of Gerontius on University Challenge last night).

[vinteuil]

“First the body. No. First the place. No. First both. Now either. Now the other. Sick of the either try the other. Sick of it back sick of the either. So on. Somehow on. Till sick of both. Throw up and go. Where neither. Till sick of there. Throw up and back. The body again. Where none. The place again. Where none. Try again. Fail again. Better again. Or better worse. Fail worse again. Still worse again. Till sick for good. Throw up for good. Go for good. Where neither for good. Good and all.”

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Not sure that counts as a joke though.

... no, I was just listening in to Theresa May's innermost thoughts....

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[Nick Armstrong]

... no, I was just listening in to Theresa May's innermost thoughts...

[Serial_Apologist]

I thought that sketch was going to conclude with the bust levitating supernaturally and landing squarely on Mr May's head!

[johncorrigan]

What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?

A labracadabrador!

[Beef Oven!]

What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?

A labracadabrador!

[Beef Oven!]

[Richard Barrett]

Donald Trump: "Nothing is made in America any more. I just bought a TV and it says 'Built-in Antenna' - I don't even know where that is."

[johncorrigan]

Donald Trump: "Nothing is made in America any more. I just bought a TV and it says 'Built-in Antenna' - I don't even know where that is."

Not a joke, but laughed a lot at this the other morning from Bill Bailey showing that he can mix it with the best of the Pearly queens and kings.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UN2K1mPqIzM

[Padraig]

What do you say to a horse in a tree?
Giddy down.

[Beef Oven!]

Trotsky got done with an Ice-pick and staggered through the French windows and cried "I've been shot"

Socialists are even stupider and funnier!!!!

[Edgy 2]

I bumped into Bonnie Tyler earlier. She asked me if I fancied a coffee.
I said, "Starbucks"? She said no.
I said, "Costa"? She still said no.
I think she was holding out for a Nero.

[gradus]

I bumped into Bonnie Tyler earlier. She asked me if I fancied a coffee.
I said, "Starbucks"? She said no.
I said, "Costa"? She still said no.
I think she was holding out for a Nero.

He's back and on form!

[ferneyhoughgeliebte]

He's back and on form!

[Serial_Apologist]

Trotsky got done with an Ice-pick and staggered through the French windows and cried "I've been shot"

Socialists are even stupider and funnier!!!!

Gosh isn't that funny!