Current favourite jokes

[oddoneout]

Not really a joke, perhaps....a BBC News item among the UK stories accessed via the red button...
A woman in Wigan who has experienced financial problems has been living in a Wendy house. Wigan council are trying to sort out 'a more permanent and stable tenancy' for her.

Let's hope she's an animal lover....

[Serial_Apologist]

Shredder!

Could be made into the most valuable sellotape collage in history!

[Vox Humana]

Shredder!

I understand Sotheby's are feeling a bit cut up about that.

[oddoneout]

This wasn't written with the intention of providing amusement, but it made me smile on two counts.

"Musicians including Ed Sheeran, Damn Albarn and Bob Geldof have joined forces to warn about the impact of a no-deal Brexit on the music industry, saying the country would be placed in a “self-built cultural jail”.
The letter, orchestrated by Sir Bob...."

[Dave2002]

Belgian robbers asked to come back - and arrested on their return http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-45958404

[johncorrigan]

My wife said that she was totally fed up with my cross dressing...so I packed her clothes and left.

[teamsaint]

I noticed a chap carving chunks out a few of the wooden bus shelters round here. I think he was on a whittle stop tour.

[Serial_Apologist]

I noticed a chap carving chunks out a few of the wooden bus shelters round here. I think he was on a whittle stop tour.

Not if at someone else's request!

[johncorrigan]

I noticed a chap carving chunks out a few of the wooden bus shelters round here. I think he was on a whittle stop tour.

Was he carving a bust, sainty?

[teamsaint]

Was he carving a bust, sainty?

No, but he was doing it rather well. I think he had been coached.

[Serial_Apologist]

No, but he was doing it rather well. I think he had been coached.

If not, double decked.

[teamsaint]

If not, double decked.

it was a fare stage to display his skills.

[ferneyhoughgeliebte]

I once joined a flint tool making club, but I was caught knapping.

[cloughie]

it was a fare stage to display his skills.

He was probably off his trolley!

[johncorrigan]

He was probably off his trolley!

Perhaps he was on a high dose of Tramadol.