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  • Nick Armstrong
    Host
    • Nov 2010
    • 26465
    #2596
    Originally posted by johncorrigan View Post
    I'm informed that when Pablo Escobar was arrested, he said to the Police: 'I would have got away with it if it hadn't been for those Medellin kids!'
    "...the isle is full of noises,
    Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
    Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
    Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."

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    • BBMmk2
      Late Member
      • Nov 2010
      • 20908
      #2597
      A truck load of viagra was stolen, during the night. Police are looking for hardened criminals!
      Don’t cry for me
      I go where music was born
      J S Bach 1685-1750

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      • johncorrigan
        Full Member
        • Nov 2010
        • 10299
        #2598
        Originally posted by BBMmk2 View Post
        A truck load of viagra was stolen, during the night. Police are looking for hardened criminals!
        A truck load of Marmite has just crashed on the M4. It's on the yeast bound carriageway.

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        • ferneyhoughgeliebte
          Gone fishin'
          • Sep 2011
          • 30163
          #2599
          Originally posted by johncorrigan View Post
          A truck load of Marmite has just crashed on the M4. It's on the yeast bound carriageway.
          I love that joke, jc - but I bet many others won't.
          [FONT=Comic Sans MS][I][B]Numquam Satis![/B][/I][/FONT]

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          • cloughie
            Full Member
            • Dec 2011
            • 22078
            #2600
            Originally posted by johncorrigan View Post
            A truck load of Marmite has just crashed on the M4. It's on the yeast bound carriageway.
            Has it spread?

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            • Richard Tarleton
              #2601
              Half the firemen don't like clearing it up.

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              • Bryn
                Banned
                • Mar 2007
                • 24688
                #2602
                Originally posted by Richard Tarleton View Post
                Half the firemen don't like clearing it up.
                How about the women firefighters? Do they dislike the task in the same proportion?

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                • Richard Tarleton
                  #2603
                  fire crews, emergency personnel, firepersons, you have a go. So much for that feeble attempt at humour.

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                  • LMcD
                    Full Member
                    • Sep 2017
                    • 8205
                    #2604
                    Originally posted by cloughie View Post
                    Has it spread?
                    Yes, it's now reached the Towcester.

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                    • cloughie
                      Full Member
                      • Dec 2011
                      • 22078
                      #2605
                      Originally posted by LMcD View Post
                      Yes, it's now reached the Towcester.

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                      • ahinton
                        Full Member
                        • Nov 2010
                        • 16122
                        #2606
                        Originally posted by LMcD View Post
                        Yes, it's now reached the Towcester.
                        That's a long way from the M4! It must have spread very rapidly and there must be an awful lot of it!

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                        • ahinton
                          Full Member
                          • Nov 2010
                          • 16122
                          #2607
                          Originally posted by johncorrigan View Post
                          A truck load of Marmite has just crashed on the M4. It's on the yeast bound carriageway.
                          It never ceases to amaze me that some people claim Hungerford readful stuff like that!

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                          • cloughie
                            Full Member
                            • Dec 2011
                            • 22078
                            #2608
                            Originally posted by ahinton View Post
                            That's a long way from the M4! It must have spread very rapidly and there must be an awful lot of it!
                            Maybe it came from radiator grills!

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                            • johncorrigan
                              Full Member
                              • Nov 2010
                              • 10299
                              #2609
                              Does Morrissey enjoy yeast extract on his toast, do you know? I'm not sure, but Johnny Marr might!

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                              • Serial_Apologist
                                Full Member
                                • Dec 2010
                                • 37393
                                #2610
                                Originally posted by ahinton View Post
                                It never ceases to amaze me that some people claim Hungerford readful stuff like that!
                                You're not Reading that right.

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