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  • Nick Armstrong
    Host
    • Nov 2010
    • 26523
    #2551
    Originally posted by BBMmk2 View Post
    I taught my dog to play the trumpet. It took ten minutes from Barking to Tooting!
    Underground music lessons...

    .

    Did you hear about the jazz drummer who gave his daughters all the same name?

    Anna 1

    Anna 2

    Anna 3

    Anna 4
    "...the isle is full of noises,
    Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
    Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
    Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."

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    • LMcD
      Full Member
      • Sep 2017
      • 8415
      #2552
      Originally posted by Caliban View Post
      Underground music lessons...

      .

      Did you hear about the jazz drummer who gave his daughters all the same name?

      Anna 1

      Anna 2

      Anna 3

      Anna 4

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      • Bryn
        Banned
        • Mar 2007
        • 24688
        #2553
        Originally posted by Caliban View Post
        Underground music lessons...

        .

        Did you hear about the jazz drummer who gave his daughters all the same name?

        Anna 1

        Anna 2

        Anna 3

        Anna 4
        The first two were deadly sinful, in a pertty bourgeois sort of way.

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        • ferneyhoughgeliebte
          Gone fishin'
          • Sep 2011
          • 30163
          #2554
          That was a Weill joke, Bryn!
          [FONT=Comic Sans MS][I][B]Numquam Satis![/B][/I][/FONT]

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          • Serial_Apologist
            Full Member
            • Dec 2010
            • 37614
            #2555
            Originally posted by LMcD View Post
            At what time did you name them? Ten to ten, ten to ten, ten to ten, ten to ten..............

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            • LMcD
              Full Member
              • Sep 2017
              • 8415
              #2556
              Originally posted by Serial_Apologist View Post
              At what time did you name them? Ten to ten, ten to ten, ten to ten, ten to ten..............
              Perhaps their uncle was a marauding Riff.

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              • johncorrigan
                Full Member
                • Nov 2010
                • 10349
                #2557
                Originally posted by Serial_Apologist View Post
                At what time did you name them? Ten to ten, ten to ten, ten to ten, ten to ten..............
                Which sort of reminds me of Tonto needing to borrow some money, so he goes to the bank and asks to see the loan arranger. The Teller says the loan arranger isn't in at the moment as he has had to take the rubbish to the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump!

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                • Beef Oven!
                  Ex-member
                  • Sep 2013
                  • 18147
                  #2558
                  Pink Panther, anyone?

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                  • ferneyhoughgeliebte
                    Gone fishin'
                    • Sep 2011
                    • 30163
                    #2559
                    Originally posted by Beef Oven! View Post
                    Pink Panther, anyone?
                    As in "Where does s/he live?"

                    Durham , Durham , DurhamDurhamDurham
                    [FONT=Comic Sans MS][I][B]Numquam Satis![/B][/I][/FONT]

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                    • Serial_Apologist
                      Full Member
                      • Dec 2010
                      • 37614
                      #2560
                      Originally posted by ferneyhoughgeliebte View Post
                      As in "Where does s/he live?"

                      Durham , Durham , DurhamDurhamDurham
                      Tony Coe's most famous tune - he should be a household name...

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                      • Flay
                        Full Member
                        • Mar 2007
                        • 5795
                        #2561
                        https://youtu.be/gnKMehoLaF8
                        Pacta sunt servanda !!!

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                        • gradus
                          Full Member
                          • Nov 2010
                          • 5606
                          #2562
                          Originally posted by Flay View Post
                          https://youtu.be/gnKMehoLaF8
                          I'd forgotten how funny they were. Thanks for the reminder.

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                          • Nick Armstrong
                            Host
                            • Nov 2010
                            • 26523
                            #2563
                            A farmer in Yorkshire sees a bloke drinking from a stream on his land, and shouts:

                            "Ey oop cock! Tha dun wanna be drinkin watta frm theer, tis full o hoss piss an cow shite tha knows!"

                            The bloke says "I am from London, can you speak a bit slower please?"

                            The farmer replies: "If - you - use - two - hands - you - won't - spill - any" ...
                            "...the isle is full of noises,
                            Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
                            Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
                            Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."

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                            • Serial_Apologist
                              Full Member
                              • Dec 2010
                              • 37614
                              #2564
                              Originally posted by Caliban View Post
                              A farmer in Yorkshire sees a bloke drinking from a stream on his land, and shouts:

                              "Ey oop cock! Tha dun wanna be drinkin watta frm theer, tis full o hoss piss an cow shite tha knows!"

                              The bloke says "I am from London, can you speak a bit slower please?"

                              The farmer replies: "If - you - use - two - hands - you - won't - spill - any" ...


                              Love it!

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                              • Beef Oven!
                                Ex-member
                                • Sep 2013
                                • 18147
                                #2565
                                Originally posted by Caliban View Post
                                A farmer in Yorkshire sees a bloke drinking from a stream on his land, and shouts:

                                "Ey oop cock! Tha dun wanna be drinkin watta frm theer, tis full o hoss piss an cow shite tha knows!"

                                The bloke says "I am from London, can you speak a bit slower please?"

                                The farmer replies: "If - you - use - two - hands - you - won't - spill - any" ...
                                They’re just jealous of us!

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