Has anyone tried the new sex position called the Parcelforce?
Apparently you can stay in for hours but nobody comes!
Apparently you can stay in for hours but nobody comes!
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So, no good, then, for people who are highly strung and not easy to wrap up.Originally posted by LeMartinPecheur View PostComment
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"Copulate"
= Tardy police response"...the isle is full of noises,
Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."
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A man walks into a bread shop and says "a loaf of sliced bread please"
The assistant says "white or brown"?
The man replies "it doesn't matter, I have my bike outside"!!!
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A spacecraft landed in Schubert’s back garden. The spaceman said to Schubert take me to your Leider!
Don’t cry for me
I go where music was born
J S Bach 1685-1750Comment
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Unfortunately, 'leider' - with a lower case 'e' unless a capital is specifically required - means 'unfortunately'. Unless I'm mistaken, Mahler didn't compose a song cycle entitled 'Unfortunately of a wayfaring lad'.Originally posted by Brassbandmaestro View PostA spacecraft landed in Schubert’s back garden. The spaceman said to Schubert take me to your Leider!
[Perhaps the occupant(s) of the spacecraft had been told to contact the leader of a band, say Harry Leader's dance band].Comment
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Sorry for being dim, Beefy, but I don't get it!Originally posted by Beef Oven! View PostA man walks into a bread shop and says "a loaf of sliced bread please"
The assistant says "white or brown"?
The man replies "it doesn't matter, I have my bike outside"!!!Comment
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If you voted for Trump because he's not a politician,
then I hope your next colonoscopy is done by a plumber.Comment
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I read in the paper yesterday that New Zealand, the home of Manuka honey, produces 1,700 tonnes per year - and yet 10,000 tonnes of Manuka honey is sold worldwide. I bought a jar the other day for £30...I'm worried that I might have been stung.
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Perhaps someone's trying to make a manukey out of you.Originally posted by johncorrigan View PostI read in the paper yesterday that New Zealand, the home of Manuka honey, produces 1,700 tonnes per year - and yet 10,000 tonnes of Manuka honey is sold worldwide. I bought a jar the other day for £30...I'm worried that I might have been stung.Comment
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