Current favourite jokes

[Petrushka]

Have I slept 10 months and it's April 1st, or is the world actually going mad?

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/201...taurant-spare/

The world went mad long ago. A local pub/restaurant did exactly this a good 20 years ago.

[LMcD]

Somebody will be raisin questions in the House.


(But the article must have been a spoof ... please tell me it was a spoof!)

Rumour has it that his favourite album is Dire Straits' 'Sultanas of Swing'

[cloughie]

Rumour has it that his favourite album is Dire Straits' 'Sultanas of Swing'

Wasn’t their lead guitarist that Mark Nutfeller?

[ferneyhoughgeliebte]

The world went mad long ago. A local pub/restaurant did exactly this a good 20 years ago.

Oh, but surely to dog that was a bit of tongue-in-cheek humour - like "extracting the urine", or suchlike? Not the "serious" motives suggested in the article in the Teleg ... errr ... in the Tel ...

Ahh! Flake news.

[vinteuil]

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[BBMmk2]

Vandals broke into a origami museum in Tokyo. The police says the case is unfolding.

[Serial_Apologist]

Vandals broke into a origami museum in Tokyo. The police says the case is unfolding.

Not shaping up yet then...

[Vox Humana]

The joint Devon and Cornwall music festival has been cancelled. The organisers could not agree whether The Jam or Cream should be on first.

[LMcD]

The joint Devon and Cornwall music festival has been cancelled. The organisers could not agree whether The Jam or Cream should be on first.

They're pretty obviously a load of clots.

[ahinton]

They're pretty obviously a load of clots.

...and now no one can even do any jamming...

[Serial_Apologist]

...and now no one can even do any jamming...

A Strawbs reunion is surely called for!

[vinteuil]

The joint Devon and Cornwall music festival has been cancelled. The organisers could not agree whether The Jam or Cream should be on first.

... and of course -

"What's the fastest cake in the world?"

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"Scone!"


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[johncorrigan]

... and of course -

"What's the fastest cake in the world?"

."Scone!"
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...and what kind of biscuit can fly? A wee plain one!

[johncorrigan]

...and what kind of biscuit can fly? A wee plain one!

Talking of which, I read that Mickey Mouse has been having trouble with his helicopter. It takes off fine, but it disnae land!

[LeMartinPecheur]

I've discovered that I can cut wood just by looking at it.

IT'S TRUE...




...I saw it with my own eyes!