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  • Bryn
    Banned
    • Mar 2007
    • 24688

    Originally posted by greenilex View Post
    The original quote was re foxhunting?
    A Wilde attribution which has grown and spread beyond the commestibility of Vulpes vulpes.

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    • Serial_Apologist
      Full Member
      • Dec 2010
      • 37324

      Originally posted by greenilex View Post
      The original quote was re foxhunting?
      Maybe you're confusing it with "The unspeakable in pursuit of the uneatable" - attributed to Oscar Wilde.

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      • jean
        Late member
        • Nov 2010
        • 7100

        No confusion, surely?

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        • Serial_Apologist
          Full Member
          • Dec 2010
          • 37324

          Originally posted by jean View Post
          No confusion, surely?
          Some over the authorship of the comment on Holly's part, I was thinking.

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          • greenilex
            Full Member
            • Nov 2010
            • 1626

            The only confusion is between holly and holm-oak.

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            • teamsaint
              Full Member
              • Nov 2010
              • 25175

              If it wasn’t yet more time and effort completely wasted( at this stage) , “ The Left” probably needs a good hard look in the mirror concerning its various efforts over the last 23 months.
              Last edited by teamsaint; 17-05-18, 22:34.
              I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered. My life is my own.

              I am not a number, I am a free man.

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              • Serial_Apologist
                Full Member
                • Dec 2010
                • 37324

                Originally posted by teamsaint View Post
                If it wasn’t yet more time and effort completely wasted( at this stage) , “ The Left” probably needs a good hard look in the mirror concerning its various efforts over the last 23 months.
                Oh go on, TS, it's not like you to be rhetorical. A current favourite joke? Tell us more...

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                • EdgeleyRob
                  Guest
                  • Nov 2010
                  • 12180

                  Well I put my donor card in the cashpoint by mistake.
                  Cost me an arm and a leg.

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                  • johncorrigan
                    Full Member
                    • Nov 2010
                    • 10280

                    Originally posted by EdgeleyRob View Post
                    Well I put my donor card in the cashpoint by mistake.
                    Cost me an arm and a leg.
                    I tried to do that, Rob, but all my efforts were in vein!

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                    • LMcD
                      Full Member
                      • Sep 2017
                      • 8113

                      Originally posted by johncorrigan View Post
                      I tried to do that, Rob, but all my efforts were in vein!
                      Aorta have seen that one coming.....

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                      • Pulcinella
                        Host
                        • Feb 2014
                        • 10687

                        Originally posted by LMcD View Post
                        Aorta have seen that one coming.....
                        It made me corpuscle in laughter.

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                        • greenilex
                          Full Member
                          • Nov 2010
                          • 1626

                          Perhaps Teamsaint means that left comes out right in the mirror?

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                          • teamsaint
                            Full Member
                            • Nov 2010
                            • 25175

                            Originally posted by Serial_Apologist View Post
                            Oh go on, TS, it's not like you to be rhetorical. A current favourite joke? Tell us more...
                            When is The Customs Union not The Customs Union.

                            A: When it's some cobbled together face saving piece of nonsense.
                            A: When its A Customs Union
                            A: When it's called something else.
                            I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered. My life is my own.

                            I am not a number, I am a free man.

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                            • ferneyhoughgeliebte
                              Gone fishin'
                              • Sep 2011
                              • 30163

                              Originally posted by EdgeleyRob View Post
                              Well I put my donor card in the cashpoint by mistake.
                              Cost me an arm and a leg.
                              You're kidnmey!
                              [FONT=Comic Sans MS][I][B]Numquam Satis![/B][/I][/FONT]

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                              • LMcD
                                Full Member
                                • Sep 2017
                                • 8113

                                Originally posted by ferneyhoughgeliebte View Post
                                You're kidnmey!
                                I guess you're not from Liverpool, then.

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