Current favourite jokes

**Padraig** · 04-04-18, 13:23

Originally posted by johncorrigan View Post

...or
What do you call an escaped parrot?
Polly Gone!

...or, a stoned parrot?

Polly-wolly-doodle-all-the-day.

**Serial_Apologist** · 04-04-18, 13:49

Originally posted by johncorrigan View Post

...or
What do you call an escaped parrot?
Polly Gone!

There's more than four sides to this story.

**johncorrigan** · 04-04-18, 16:00

An American parrot that's good at sums.
Polly Math

**johncorrigan** · 04-04-18, 20:51

What do you call a musical parrot that's not really a parrot?
Polly Phony!

**EdgeleyRob** · 04-04-18, 21:13

I saw a woman on the news in her flooded house crying.
I thought,"If anything, you're just making things worse."

**LMcD** · 05-04-18, 07:57

Knock, knock
Who's there?
To
To who?
(Pause accompanied by pained expression)

Er... don't you mean to WHOM?

**jean** · 05-04-18, 10:17

“I don’t know where the eggs come from, and I have no idea why I feel a compulsion to hide them.”

**Serial_Apologist** · 05-04-18, 11:57

Freud eggs?

**gradus** · 05-04-18, 12:26

A cracker, certainly.

**ahinton** · 05-04-18, 12:46

Current favourite yolks, it would seem...

**Serial_Apologist** · 05-04-18, 13:12

Originally posted by ahinton View Post

Current favourite yolks, it would seem...

They're all wight - someone should tell Mr Corbyn.

**ahinton** · 05-04-18, 13:24

Originally posted by Serial_Apologist View Post

They're all wight - someone should tell Mr Corbyn.

Doesn't he already have more than enough Fabergé eggs to deal with, so to speak?

**LMcD** · 05-04-18, 15:18

Don't you find some yokes burdensome?

**Serial_Apologist** · 05-04-18, 15:29

Originally posted by LMcD View Post

Don't you find some yokes burdensome?

Only when they're cracked up to what they shouldn't be!

**johncorrigan** · 05-04-18, 17:22

Originally posted by Serial_Apologist View Post

Only when they're cracked up to what they shouldn't be!

I'll check with Michelle!

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