Current favourite jokes

[Flay]

Fine, but do you remember where you left your coat?

This is Yorkshire. Nobody wears a coat on a Saturday night out!

[johncorrigan]

Vic Reeves on radio yesterday promoting tonight's 'Vic and Bob Big Night Out' .

'For four years I lived in a squat in London...then I stood up.'

[Serial_Apologist]

Vic Reeves on radio yesterday promoting tonight's 'Vic and Bob Big Night Out' .

'For four years I lived in a squat in London...then I stood up.'

He must have been in Crouch End, then.

[Nick Armstrong]

[antongould]

Says it all ....

[johncorrigan]

Says it all ....

...and he's always trying to make bigly play of his Scotch heritage, too!

[jean]

How do you put a sparkle in a soprano's eyes?
Shine a flashlight through her ears.

How do altos gain their strength?
From drinking the tears of a soprano who didn't get a solo.

[Beef Oven!]

How do you put a sparkle in a soprano's eyes?
Shine a flashlight through her ears.

How do altos gain their strength?
From drinking the tears of a soprano who didn't get a solo.

There's something slightly sexist about these two ditties, but I can't quite put my finger on it.

[jean]

Depends on who's telling the joke (I'm an alto).

[Nick Armstrong]

Depends on who's telling the joke (I'm an alto).

[Beef Oven!]

Depends on who's telling the joke (I'm an alto).

Oh dear.

[jean]

Sorry, don't understand your reaction.

[Bryn]

There's something slightly sexist about these two ditties, but I can't quite put my finger on it.

Or maybe ageist if dealing with young male singers.

[Dave2002]

Jokes which rely on stereotypes. :Fingerwag:

[jean]

But this thread is full of them - even if few are about singers!

Actually it was the second of the two I posted that I liked best, which is quite complicated. Both came from a FB discussion that included sops, mezzos and altos (but no trebles)

I've since discovered the first one pops up all over the place - sometimes about tenors.