I remember James Boyce.
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Up to their old Trex again, I see...Originally posted by Caliban View Post
The good old days....
(Blimey, that must date me...)Comment
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I always think about words / names sometimes on threads like this that anyone under 40 is very unlikely to have the fainted inkling about.Comment
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One of my new hobbies involves trying to get inside small suitcases and zipping them up. It’s very addictive.
Sometimes I can barely contain myself….Comment
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Hmm, do be careful. Remember this? The MI6 spy found dead in a bag three years ago probably locked himself in the holdall and died as a result of a tragic accident, Scotland Yard has said. [Guardian 2013]Originally posted by Braunschlag View PostMy life, each morning when I dress, is four and twenty hours less. (J Richardson)Comment
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A fellow with grass for hair goes to his barber shop.
"What will it be, sir? Corn lines, as usual?" asks the barber.
"No, a strim will do fine today, thanks" the man replies.
(I'm sure someone else must have come up with this one before me
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And while I'm feeling that rare thing, which is to say, on form (for a change!):
"Some Chilesaurus to go with your veggieburger, sir?"Last edited by Serial_Apologist; 16-08-17, 17:04.Comment
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I liked this take on an old joke from the Edina Fringe.
'Waiter, waiter! Do you have frogs' legs?'
'No! I was born with a congenital spinal condition. But since this Government has cut Disability Allowance I've been forced back into work.'Comment
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A lot of older people wonder if there will be life after death. There is, of course – it just won’t involve them.
Lee Nelson
(49 more available in i-paper's Edinburgh jokes roundup)Comment
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"...the isle is full of noises,
Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."
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Originally posted by Caliban View Post
Been in a few of those....
Still, worth a try if your attempts to find an obscure title have been Foyled elsewhere....I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered. My life is my own.
I am not a number, I am a free man.Comment
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You should be (b)ooked for that one!Originally posted by teamsaint View Post
Been in a few of those....
Still, worth a try if your attempts to find an obscure title have been Foyled elsewhere....
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