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  • Pulcinella
    Host
    • Feb 2014
    • 10896
    #2176
    Originally posted by Brassbandmaestro View Post
    Thanks Richard!! Although that's a Sousaphone!
    Maybe there'll just be an additional call-out charge?

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    • Nick Armstrong
      Host
      • Nov 2010
      • 26523
      #2177
      "...the isle is full of noises,
      Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
      Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
      Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."

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      • Serial_Apologist
        Full Member
        • Dec 2010
        • 37614
        #2178
        Originally posted by Caliban View Post
        If your toilet cystern isn't working properly, do you stop yourself flushing and suffer a chain reaction?

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        • Stanfordian
          Full Member
          • Dec 2010
          • 9309
          #2179
          Originally posted by Caliban View Post
          Pull the other one!

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          • Nick Armstrong
            Host
            • Nov 2010
            • 26523
            #2180
            Originally posted by Serial_Apologist View Post
            If your toilet cystern isn't working properly, do you stop yourself flushing and suffer a chain reaction?
            I'm afraid I have to go now.
            "...the isle is full of noises,
            Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
            Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
            Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."

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            • Serial_Apologist
              Full Member
              • Dec 2010
              • 37614
              #2181
              Originally posted by Caliban View Post
              I'm afraid I have to go now.
              Just passing....

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              • ferneyhoughgeliebte
                Gone fishin'
                • Sep 2011
                • 30163
                #2182
                Originally posted by Serial_Apologist View Post
                If your toilet cystern isn't working properly, do you stop yourself flushing and suffer a chain reaction?
                Not if you're an anarchist - then you smash the cistern.
                [FONT=Comic Sans MS][I][B]Numquam Satis![/B][/I][/FONT]

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                • teamsaint
                  Full Member
                  • Nov 2010
                  • 25195
                  #2183
                  Originally posted by ferneyhoughgeliebte View Post
                  Not if you're an anarchist - then you smash the cistern.
                  and emerge flushed with success.
                  I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered. My life is my own.

                  I am not a number, I am a free man.

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                  • ferneyhoughgeliebte
                    Gone fishin'
                    • Sep 2011
                    • 30163
                    #2184
                    Originally posted by teamsaint View Post
                    and emerge flushed with success.
                    Sadly not - we've lost our chains!
                    [FONT=Comic Sans MS][I][B]Numquam Satis![/B][/I][/FONT]

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                    • teamsaint
                      Full Member
                      • Nov 2010
                      • 25195
                      #2185
                      Originally posted by ferneyhoughgeliebte View Post
                      Sadly not - we've lost our chains!

                      Hmmm..it'll have to be a low level revolt then.
                      I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered. My life is my own.

                      I am not a number, I am a free man.

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                      • Serial_Apologist
                        Full Member
                        • Dec 2010
                        • 37614
                        #2186
                        Originally posted by teamsaint View Post

                        Hmmm..it'll have to be a low level revolt then.
                        Like, coming out of the closet, you mean!

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                        • Nick Armstrong
                          Host
                          • Nov 2010
                          • 26523
                          #2187


                          The good old days....
                          "...the isle is full of noises,
                          Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
                          Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
                          Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."

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                          • Serial_Apologist
                            Full Member
                            • Dec 2010
                            • 37614
                            #2188
                            Originally posted by Caliban View Post


                            The good old days....
                            Obviously they eat Lard... because they're lardy da!!!

                            (OK I'm getting my coat).

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                            • ferneyhoughgeliebte
                              Gone fishin'
                              • Sep 2011
                              • 30163
                              #2189
                              Originally posted by Serial_Apologist View Post
                              Obviously they eat Lard... because they're lardy da!!!
                              [FONT=Comic Sans MS][I][B]Numquam Satis![/B][/I][/FONT]

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                              • Nick Armstrong
                                Host
                                • Nov 2010
                                • 26523
                                #2190
                                Originally posted by Serial_Apologist View Post
                                they're lardy da!!!
                                Oh very good S_A!
                                "...the isle is full of noises,
                                Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
                                Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
                                Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."

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