Current favourite jokes

**ferneyhoughgeliebte** · 26-06-17, 19:38

Originally posted by MrGongGong View Post

Brilliant - absolutely brilliant!

**MrGongGong** · 26-06-17, 19:38

Originally posted by Bryn View Post

I suppose you think that's funny! It is clear infringement of Handmade copyright.

I've got my lawyers standing by

**Serial_Apologist** · 26-06-17, 22:32

Originally posted by MrGongGong View Post

I've got my lawyers standing by

Some brilliantly precisioned head-grafting in that!

**ahinton** · 26-06-17, 22:33

Originally posted by MrGongGong View Post

I've got my lawyers standing by

Standing by what, though?...

**pastoralguy** · 26-06-17, 22:53

Fantastic! Bravo, sir.

**P. G. Tipps** · 27-06-17, 07:07

Originally posted by ferneyhoughgeliebte View Post

Brilliant - absolutely brilliant!

You mean 'sorry, not available in your country' ?

This one worked for me, though ... yes, brilliantly done!

video, sharing, camera phone, video phone, free, upload

**Richard Barrett** · 27-06-17, 08:18

Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines.

**BBMmk2** · 27-06-17, 09:18

Terminator's Day Job
Customer: Where can I find The Brandenburg concertos?
Terminator: Aisle B, Bach!

**Richard Barrett** · 27-06-17, 10:45

Did you hear about that restaurant on the Moon? Great food, no atmosphere.

**MrGongGong** · 27-06-17, 12:01

**Serial_Apologist** · 27-06-17, 16:07

Originally posted by Richard Barrett View Post

Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines.

One shouldn't ride on this one, but the new corduroy mattresses would presumably therefore make bottom lines!

**Serial_Apologist** · 27-06-17, 16:51

This video got aired on the MLB Network! Watch here https://youtu.be/bFi_DPfe9wY

**ferneyhoughgeliebte** · 27-06-17, 18:13

**Padraig** · 28-06-17, 19:11

Paddy, on meeting an old acquaintance, "Tell me - was it you or your brother died last year?"

**johncorrigan** · 28-06-17, 21:33

Originally posted by Padraig View Post

Paddy, on meeting an old acquaintance, "Tell me - was it you or your brother died last year?"

Padraig, an old pal on Islay used to say something much the same, and always followed it with, 'Were you on the lorry when you fell off?'

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