Current favourite jokes

[vinteuil]

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... well, for a time we thought that Victoria refused to believe such a thing existed -

http://www.scotsman.com/news/background-myth-of-victoria-and-ban-on-homosexuality-1-1499082

[Cockney Sparrow]

I suspect in a few years time it will be revealed that Iain Duncan Smith was intended to be a comic parody of an MP but somehow was taken seriously to the embarrassment of the comedian concerned .

At last, an explanation for what we are hearing and seeing on the airwaves (all too often). Surely Chris Grayling is also a candidate, a sort of mobile disaster zone, leaving disarray in those departments which have had the misfortune to have been led by him.

[Ferretfancy]

At last, an explanation for what we are hearing and seeing on the airwaves (all too often). Surely Chris Grayling is also a candidate, a sort of mobile disaster zone, leaving disarray in those departments which have had the misfortune to have been led by him.

Can anyone name a single individual in the cabinet who has ever had an accepted success?

[alycidon]

OK. A topical one.....

Who is the only unpaid member of an orchestra?

The man who plays the trumpet voluntary!

[jean]

[Flay]

That's brilliant, jean

[jean]

Apparently a well-known New Yorker cartoon - but I saw it for the first time on a birthday card the other day!

[jean]

[EdgeleyRob]

I was having dinner with my boss and his wife and she said to me: “How many potatoes would you like ?”
I said: “Ooh, I’ll just have one please.”
She said: “It’s OK, you don’t have to be polite.”
“All right,” I said, “I’ll just have one then, you stupid cow.”

[EdgeleyRob]

Or

I fancied a game of darts with my mate.
He said: “Nearest the bull goes first.”
He went “baah”, I went “moo”.
He said: “You’re closest.”

[EdgeleyRob]

Or

Batman came up to me and hit me over the head with a vase and he went “T’PAU!”
I said: “Don’t you mean KAPOW?
He said: “No, I’ve got china in my hand.”

[EdgeleyRob]

Last one,promise

I went to the doctor.
I said to him: “I’m frightened of lapels.”
He said: “You’ve got cholera.”

[Serial_Apologist]

What a berk-o!!

(Undiplomatic and self-aggrandizing he may be - he's right on this one, though).

[EdgeleyRob]

[Serial_Apologist]

Looks gulty to me Rob - that red face's a bit of a giveaway!