Current favourite jokes

**Serial_Apologist** · 25-01-17, 15:03

Originally posted by Ferretfancy View Post

Speaking of the French, a researcher asked a group of women what was the first thing they said after lovemaking.

The French woman said "Cherie! cherie! magnifique! magnifique! Encore! Encore!"

The American woman said "Honey! That was swell! What did you say your name was ?"

The English woman said " Do you feel better now Charles ?"

(It doesn't necessarily take a gay man to tell that joke, but for some reason it sounds really good when it does!)

**Pianorak** · 25-01-17, 17:56

Wouldn't a female French music lover shout: Bis! bis! rather than Encore! Encore!?

**Barbirollians** · 25-01-17, 18:50

Originally posted by LeMartinPecheur View Post

Do be reasonable Barbirollians! It's surely too much to expect MPs to understand constitutional law or the proper function of parliament

I suspect in a few years time it will be revealed that Iain Duncan Smith was intended to be a comic parody of an MP but somehow was taken seriously to the embarrassment of the comedian concerned .

**ahinton** · 25-01-17, 19:04

Originally posted by Barbirollians View Post

I suspect in a few years time it will be revealed that Iain Duncan Smith was intended to be a comic parody of an MP but somehow was taken seriously to the embarrassment of the comedian concerned .

If so, I cannot imagine that such revelations would not extend far beyond IDS to cover a fair few members of HoC...

**jean** · 25-01-17, 19:21

Originally posted by Ferretfancy View Post

The French woman said "Cherie! cherie!..."

She's a lesbian?

**Richard Barrett** · 25-01-17, 23:39

I challenge anyone not to laugh out loud at this:

"INAUGURATION DAY" — A Bad Lip Reading of Donald Trump's Inauguration

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gneBUA39mnI

Politicians CAN say what they're actually thinking...Like on Facebook! http://www.facebook.com/badlipreadingFollow on Twitter! http://twitter.com/badlipreadi...

**ahinton** · 25-01-17, 23:56

Originally posted by Richard Barrett View Post

I challenge anyone not to laugh out loud at this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gneBUA39mnI

And Comments • 5,356, too...

If only it could be possible to laugh at what follows...

**EdgeleyRob** · 26-01-17, 00:15

Dolly Parton's bus ?

**Richard Barrett** · 26-01-17, 00:27

**gradus** · 26-01-17, 11:30

Originally posted by Richard Barrett View Post

I challenge anyone not to laugh out loud at this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gneBUA39mnI

A great giggle, thanks for posting.

**Ferretfancy** · 26-01-17, 13:05

Originally posted by jean View Post

She's a lesbian?

Our French master was a Welshman called Jenkins who played the double bass, How can you expect me to be accurate!

**vinteuil** · 26-01-17, 13:21

Originally posted by Ferretfancy View Post

Our French master was a Welshman called Jenkins who played the double bass, How can you expect me to be accurate!

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... but why shouldn't she be a lesbian??

**Serial_Apologist** · 26-01-17, 15:30

Originally posted by vinteuil View Post

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... but why shouldn't she be a lesbian??

Because Ff added that "e" to the end of "Cherie"?

**vinteuil** · 26-01-17, 15:38

Originally posted by Serial_Apologist View Post

Because Ff added that "e" to the end of "Cherie"?

... but exactly so : her partner was 'cherie', hence a female.

But why shouldn't our heroine here be a lesbian???

**Pianorak** · 26-01-17, 16:11

Originally posted by vinteuil View Post

... but exactly so : her partner was 'cherie', hence a female.

But why shouldn't our heroine here be a lesbian???

Because "The fact is that for Christian culture the lesbian does not exist . . . " (Marie-Jo Bonnet, "Les Relations amoureuses entre les femmes", 1995).