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  • Roslynmuse
    Full Member
    • Jul 2011
    • 1228

    Originally posted by EdgeleyRob View Post
    A group of chess enthusiasts were kicked out of a hotel reception for discussing their winning games.
    The manager couldn't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.


    You're on form!

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    • johncorrigan
      Full Member
      • Nov 2010
      • 10280

      What's a cow's favourite moosical note?
      Beef-Flat!

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      • johncorrigan
        Full Member
        • Nov 2010
        • 10280

        OK! Not a joke, but I thought it was kinda funny.
        Sputa in cielo che in faccia ti ritorna. Cit.luke4316

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        • visualnickmos
          Full Member
          • Nov 2010
          • 3608

          Why do Frenchmen have only one egg for breakfast?

          Because one egg is un oeuf.......

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          • LeMartinPecheur
            Full Member
            • Apr 2007
            • 4717

            Who makes the hospital's lemonade?




            The physiotherapist.
            I keep hitting the Escape key, but I'm still here!

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            • Nick Armstrong
              Host
              • Nov 2010
              • 26446

              I recently bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I'm not sure what he's laced them with but I've been tripping all day.
              "...the isle is full of noises,
              Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
              Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
              Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."

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              • Dave2002
                Full Member
                • Dec 2010
                • 17952

                1774-1776 - Ouch! But I laughed anyway!

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                • Nick Armstrong
                  Host
                  • Nov 2010
                  • 26446

                  Q. What's the best cheese to use if you want to disguise a horse?

                  A. Mascarpone.
                  "...the isle is full of noises,
                  Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
                  Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
                  Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."

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                  • MrGongGong
                    Full Member
                    • Nov 2010
                    • 18357

                    Originally posted by Caliban View Post
                    Q. What's the best cheese to use if you want to disguise a horse?

                    A. Mascarpone.
                    Getting a bear out of a tree ?

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                    • kernelbogey
                      Full Member
                      • Nov 2010
                      • 5646

                      Originally posted by MrGongGong View Post
                      Getting a bear out of a tree ?
                      Camembert!

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                      • johncorrigan
                        Full Member
                        • Nov 2010
                        • 10280

                        Cheese that doesn't belong to you?

                        Nacho cheese!

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                        • EdgeleyRob
                          Guest
                          • Nov 2010
                          • 12180

                          How do you approach an angry Welsh cheese ?

                          Caerphilly

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                          • Nick Armstrong
                            Host
                            • Nov 2010
                            • 26446

                            Originally posted by kernelbogey View Post
                            Camembert!
                            "...the isle is full of noises,
                            Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
                            Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
                            Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."

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                            • gradus
                              Full Member
                              • Nov 2010
                              • 5579

                              Sweet dreams are made of cheese, who am I to dis a Brie?

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                              • ahinton
                                Full Member
                                • Nov 2010
                                • 16122

                                Originally posted by gradus View Post
                                Sweet dreams are made of cheese, who am I to dis a Brie?
                                Some Berkswell always argue that their cheese is the best; still, Leicester worry about, one might suppose. Sorry if this has grated on some readers here, but it's important to Gorwydd the flow as far as possible, methinks...

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