Current favourite jokes

[EdgeleyRob]

[Lento]

I suppose they'd have to check out the RAM!

No one likes being "fleeced"!

[ahinton]

No one likes being "fleeced"!

But they often are so because of woolly thinking on their part...

[Lento]

But they often are so because of woolly thinking on their part...

Yes, it's a baaad mistake.

[Padraig]

Yes, it's a baaad mistake.

Yes, but ewe mutton let it get you down.

[johncorrigan]

Yes, but ewe mutton let it get you down.

Ewe cannae bleat it!

[Dave2002]

Ewe cannae bleat it!

We'll get lambasted if we carry on like this.

[EdgeleyRob]

We'll get lambasted if we carry on like this.

Or this thread will be given the chop

[Padraig]

Or this thread will be given the chop

Yes, It's sure to go.

Shear nonsense!

[Dave2002]

Yes, It's sure to go.

Shear nonsense!

Argali ewe be right!

[Serial_Apologist]

I think the points have been rammed home enough.

[Dave2002]

I'll get me cote.

[LeMartinPecheur]

Anyone here got a new joke?

[EdgeleyRob]

Anyone here got a new joke?

I thought I'd post a really good time travel joke,but you didn't like it

[EdgeleyRob]

A group of chess enthusiasts were kicked out of a hotel reception for discussing their winning games.
The manager couldn't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.