Current favourite jokes

**EdgeleyRob** · 25-06-16, 21:14

**gradus** · 25-06-16, 22:24

It's a cracker - got my vote.

**Serial_Apologist** · 25-06-16, 23:11

Originally posted by gradus View Post

It's a cracker - got my vote.

**EdgeleyRob** · 12-07-16, 20:59

**ahinton** · 12-07-16, 21:08

Originally posted by EdgeleyRob View Post

Ya needs them biscuits to go wi' it - but every time that anyone finds one, someone Brexit...

**Nick Armstrong** · 12-07-16, 22:44

Cameron humming Schoenberg's Pelleas & Melisande....

So what was David Cameron actually humming?

http://www.classicfm.com/music-news/what-was-david-cameron-humming/#gAXb5IloicDXX2aK.97

After announcing that Theresa May would be taking over as PM on Monday afternoon, David Cameron was caught on microphone humming a little tune as he went back into Number 10. And music buffs of the internet have been debating what it could have been.

**Serial_Apologist** · 12-07-16, 23:07

Originally posted by Caliban View Post

Cameron humming Schoenberg's Pelleas & Melisande....

http://www.classicfm.com/music-news/...IloicDXX2aK.97

Oh yes - the fate motif!

**ahinton** · 13-07-16, 17:37

Originally posted by Serial_Apologist View Post

Oh yes - the fate motif!

Well, there was no way that it was going to be Die Glückliche Hand, was there?...

I commented on this. What a load of - er - industry that this has attracted already! Love Gabriela Montero's especially, but it's hard to see how Dave's musical prowess merited such copious attention.

Whilst I very much doubt that Dave follows even Classic FM, perhaps if someone tells him about this he can settle down with Sam and a G&T in his new home after he's seen the Queen and listen to it all for himself; he might be flattered by how people have swiftly seized upon his vocalisings, though perhaps less then amused by my response...

**Serial_Apologist** · 13-07-16, 21:52

Originally posted by ahinton View Post

Well, there was no way that it was going to be Die Glückliche Hand, was there?...

I commented on this. What a load of - er - industry that this has attracted already! Love Gabriela Montero's especially, but it's hard to see how Dave's musical prowess merited such copious attention.

Whilst I very much doubt that Dave follows even Classic FM, perhaps if someone tells him about this he can settle down with Sam and a G&T in his new home after he's seen the Queen and listen to it all for himself; he might be flattered by how people have swiftly seized upon his vocalisings, though perhaps less then amused by my response...

I think the Camerons have a home elsewhere too - ready to slip back into.

**EdgeleyRob** · 21-07-16, 16:53

If they elect Donald Trump to be president there will be hell toupee.

**Serial_Apologist** · 21-07-16, 17:30

Originally posted by EdgeleyRob View Post

If they elect Donald Trump to be president there will be hell toupee.

But he's no Whig.

**johncorrigan** · 21-07-16, 18:13

Originally posted by Serial_Apologist View Post

But he's no Whig.

I don't think the Donald should be allowed to wear an Irish...the Supreme Court should Barnet!

**ahinton** · 21-07-16, 18:49

Originally posted by johncorrigan View Post

I don't think the Donald should be allowed to wear an Irish...the Supreme Court should Barnet!

The Trump; It's Unsound...

**johncorrigan** · 21-07-16, 20:36

Originally posted by ahinton View Post

The Trump; It's Unsound...

Nelly the Elephant reckoned Trumpetty-Trump, trump, trump, trump, I recall. But that's republicans for y'awl!:yikes

**ahinton** · 22-07-16, 04:48

Originally posted by johncorrigan View Post

Nelly the Elephant reckoned Trumpetty-Trump, trump, trump, trump, I recall. But that's republicans for y'awl!:yikes

But if Nellie the elephant that would be Donald Tusk, wouldn't it?...

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