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  • Nick Armstrong
    Host
    • Nov 2010
    • 26446

    Originally posted by jean View Post
    Ibert's younger brother Edouard, and was called Pique-nique.
    I've been saying it out loud to myself jean, but I'm being thick....
    "...the isle is full of noises,
    Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
    Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
    Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."

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    • jean
      Late member
      • Nov 2010
      • 7100

      He was usually known by a rather anglicised shortened form of his first name.

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      • Roslynmuse
        Full Member
        • Jul 2011
        • 1228

        Originally posted by Caliban View Post
        I've been saying it out loud to myself jean, but I'm being thick....
        Henry Hall & His Orchestra - The Teddy Bear's Picnic (1932) presentation byR 3 T Я 8 T 8 Rfor the promotion and conservationof the arts and the general pres...

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        • Nick Armstrong
          Host
          • Nov 2010
          • 26446

          Originally posted by Roslynmuse View Post
          OHHHHHHH I see!!!



          Good one jean!
          "...the isle is full of noises,
          Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
          Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
          Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."

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          • Bryn
            Banned
            • Mar 2007
            • 24688

            Originally posted by Caliban View Post
            OHHHHHHH I see!!!



            Good one jean!
            Unfortunately, not so funny for three twelve year old girls in Salford. Their 'teddy bears' pic-nic has gone horribly wrong for them.

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            • Bryn
              Banned
              • Mar 2007
              • 24688

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              • Nick Armstrong
                Host
                • Nov 2010
                • 26446




                "...the isle is full of noises,
                Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
                Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
                Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."

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                • Richard Barrett
                  Guest
                  • Jan 2016
                  • 6259

                  Second prize: win tickets to the 2000th and 2001st performances! (etc.)

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                  • Roslynmuse
                    Full Member
                    • Jul 2011
                    • 1228

                    Originally posted by Richard Barrett View Post
                    Second prize: win tickets to the 2000th and 2001st performances! (etc.)


                    Or, to quote a friend of mine, "Karl Jenkins - he gets everywhere... ...like foot and mouth..."

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                    • ahinton
                      Full Member
                      • Nov 2010
                      • 16122

                      Originally posted by Roslynmuse View Post


                      Or, to quote a friend of mine, "Karl Jenkins - he gets everywhere... ...like foot and mouth..."
                      Isn't your friend thinking of - or adapting - Malcolm Williamson's observation about Andrew Lloyd Webber, namely that his music is everywhere - but then so is AIDS? See p.273 of https://books.google.co.uk/books?id=...webber&f=false for a follow-up to this in which he apparently topped it by apologising - to people with AIDS. Alan Jay Lerner's retort, in the same paragraph, to ALW's question as to why people took an instant dislike to him rounds this off nicely - "it saves time".

                      I once overheard someone saying that Karl Jenkins gives Swansea a bad name and thinking that at least there's the redeeming factor of a composer to put things right by giving it a good one...

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                      • ahinton
                        Full Member
                        • Nov 2010
                        • 16122

                        Originally posted by Richard Barrett View Post
                        Second prize: win tickets to the 2000th and 2001st performances! (etc.)
                        I think that I'd marginally prefer two signed scores; at least they could be used as book-ends.

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                        • ferneyhoughgeliebte
                          Gone fishin'
                          • Sep 2011
                          • 30163

                          Originally posted by ahinton View Post
                          I think that I'd marginally prefer two signed scores; at least they could be used as book-ends.
                          Or as kindling.






                          (I cleaned that one up!)
                          [FONT=Comic Sans MS][I][B]Numquam Satis![/B][/I][/FONT]

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                          • ahinton
                            Full Member
                            • Nov 2010
                            • 16122

                            Originally posted by ferneyhoughgeliebte View Post
                            Or as kindling.
                            Indeed, provided that one has a wood burning stove on which to use it; mind you, mightn't they give off noxious fumes when set alight?

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                            • EdgeleyRob
                              Guest
                              • Nov 2010
                              • 12180

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                              • Serial_Apologist
                                Full Member
                                • Dec 2010
                                • 37324

                                Originally posted by EdgeleyRob View Post
                                That's not from TRUMPton, then?

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