Current favourite jokes

[johncorrigan]

Or

What's the difference between Noah's ark and Joan of Arc?

One is made of wood and the other is Maid of Orleans

[Nick Armstrong]

A photon checked into a hotel.

The receptionist asked "Do you have any luggage?"

The photon replied "No, I'm travelling light"



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A proton checked in immediately afterwards. The receptionist asked if he wanted any help with his bags.

"No thanks" said the proton.

"Are you sure?"

"Yes, I'm positive."

[Serial_Apologist]

A proton checked in immediately afterwards. The receptionist asked if he wanted any help with his bags.

"No thanks" said the proton.

"Are you sure?"

"Yes, I'm positive."

I wonder what the receptionist would have answered if he'd have said "I'm AC/DC"!

[umslopogaas]

I just remembered this and havent thought through the consequences, but ...

... Werner Heisenberg checks into a hotel and the receptionist asks him where he is going. I dont know, he says, it might be to that destination, but I'm uncertain because if I know where I'm going I dont know where I've come from and if I know where I've come from I dont know where I'm going. Over there is a cat belonging to Schroedinger, but I cant be certain, maybe it is or maybe it isnt, better ask it before it decides on an alternative state.

The answer to this hard physics is a saucer of milk, cats cannot resist milk. But do not offer it in superpositionary states, because cats get their claws out when they cant get them in. Even if they are only theoretical cats.

[johncorrigan]

I wonder what the receptionist would have answered if he'd have said "I'm AC/DC"!

Probably offered some resistance and headed for 'ome!

[ahinton]

Probably offered some resistance and headed for 'ome!

Watt a reVolting answer! Amp leased that you refrained from expanding thereupon; 'twould have been shocking had you done so...

[johncorrigan]

Watt a reVolting answer! Amp leased that you refrained from expanding thereupon; 'twould have been shocking had you done so...

I was taking the circuit-ous route, ah; I'm sure joule understand!

[ahinton]

I was taking the circuit-ous route, ah; I'm sure joule understand!

Indeed I do! An absolute killer, what? Glad you've clarified it in a post for meter read, though; after all, wiring to say so? Ah, it makes one glad to be a live, so it does!...

[ferneyhoughgeliebte]

I think the Thread title is being taken a little too literally.

[johncorrigan]

I think the Thread title is being taken a little too literally.

[Nick Armstrong]

I bought my friend an elephant for his room.

"Thanks," he said.

"Don't mention it," I said.

[Serial_Apologist]

I bought my friend an elephant for his room.

"Thanks," he said.

"Don't mention it," I said.

Oh - I get it!

[Richard Barrett]

I bought my friend an elephant for his room.

"Thanks," he said.

"Don't mention it," I said.

[Richard Barrett]

Another thread reminded me of this...

What did the Zen Master say to the hot dog vendor?

"Make me one with everything."

[Nick Armstrong]

Another thread reminded me of this...

What did the Zen Master say to the hot dog vendor?

"Make me one with everything."

Perfection!