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  • johncorrigan
    Full Member
    • Nov 2010
    • 10348

    Originally posted by Caliban View Post
    I didn't.

    We cleared out gran's flat today. Put the good stuff on ebay, binned some stuff and gave the rest to a charity shop. Then went to the estate agents and put her flat on the market. She'll go mad when she gets home from bingo.
    Nice one, Cal.

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    • MrGongGong
      Full Member
      • Nov 2010
      • 18357

      Follow Balaclava Flag Gimp on Facebook for more BFG fun.http://on.fb.me/1xiBNsnBalaclava Flag Gimp goes up against Arthur Brown. Thanks to Liam from 'Exposin...

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      • MrGongGong
        Full Member
        • Nov 2010
        • 18357

        Alleviate your boredom with our web games, quizzes, LOLs & strong opinions. Distractions and debate to make you (❂‿❂), {ಠ_ಠ} or ¯_(ツ)_/¯


        I suppose this will be deleted for being too "political" but it made me laugh and it's probably all we can do

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        • Bryn
          Banned
          • Mar 2007
          • 24688

          Originally posted by MrGongGong View Post
          http://games.usvsth3m.com/slap-george-osborne/

          I suppose this will be deleted for being too "political" but it made me laugh and it's probably all we can do
          .

          Very addictive.

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          • Serial_Apologist
            Full Member
            • Dec 2010
            • 37593

            Originally posted by Bryn View Post
            .

            Very addictive.
            Slapper!

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            • alycidon
              Full Member
              • Feb 2013
              • 459

              An old lady went into a photographic shop and asked if they could make an enlargement of a photograph of her son.

              'Certainly, madam' said the assistant. 'Would you like it mounted?'

              'Oh, yes please. He'll look lovely on a horse!'
              Money can't buy you happiness............but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery - Spike Milligan

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              • Nick Armstrong
                Host
                • Nov 2010
                • 26523

                I'm 20 hours into my sponsored Sports Relief semaphore marathon. Unfortunately I'm starting to flag quite badly.
                "...the isle is full of noises,
                Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
                Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
                Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."

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                • mangerton
                  Full Member
                  • Nov 2010
                  • 3346

                  Originally posted by Caliban View Post
                  I'm 20 hours into my sponsored Sports Relief semaphore marathon. Unfortunately I'm starting to flag quite badly.


                  That was a signal failure. In fact, it drove me up the pole.

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                  • MrGongGong
                    Full Member
                    • Nov 2010
                    • 18357

                    Iain Duncan Smith


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                    • Richard Barrett
                      Guest
                      • Jan 2016
                      • 6259

                      Originally posted by MrGongGong View Post
                      Iain Duncan Smith
                      - the "Mornington Crescent!" of joke threads.

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                      • johncorrigan
                        Full Member
                        • Nov 2010
                        • 10348

                        Originally posted by Caliban View Post
                        I'm 20 hours into my sponsored Sports Relief semaphore marathon. Unfortunately I'm starting to flag quite badly.
                        Great one, Cal, though I must be more careful with my audience. Quote Miss C: 'I feel this would be funny if I knew what semaphore was.' It signals that I am a failure as a parent.

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                        • ferneyhoughgeliebte
                          Gone fishin'
                          • Sep 2011
                          • 30163

                          Isn't it half a metaphor?
                          [FONT=Comic Sans MS][I][B]Numquam Satis![/B][/I][/FONT]

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                          • johncorrigan
                            Full Member
                            • Nov 2010
                            • 10348

                            Originally posted by ferneyhoughgeliebte View Post
                            Isn't it half a metaphor?
                            I thought that was bumping into Ivy!
                            Last edited by johncorrigan; 19-03-16, 13:19. Reason: as in bumping into IV! Geddit!

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                            • Nick Armstrong
                              Host
                              • Nov 2010
                              • 26523

                              Originally posted by johncorrigan View Post
                              I thought that was bumping into Ivy!

                              Edited... Reason: as in bumping into IV! Geddit!
                              Don't geddit.....
                              "...the isle is full of noises,
                              Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
                              Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
                              Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."

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                              • ferneyhoughgeliebte
                                Gone fishin'
                                • Sep 2011
                                • 30163

                                Originally posted by Caliban View Post
                                Don't geddit.....
                                The flag positions required for the two letters, I presumed.
                                [FONT=Comic Sans MS][I][B]Numquam Satis![/B][/I][/FONT]

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