Current favourite jokes

[johncorrigan]

That one was flippin' crêpe, Cal. Must do batter!

[Nick Armstrong]

That one was flippin' crêpe, Cal. Must do batter!

Everyone's carefully avoiding the 'tossing' gags, I'm relieved to note.

Thought that north of the border, you'd appreciate the slight Morningside twang afforded by the circumflex to 'crêped up on me'...

[teamsaint]

So I assume the collective noun for pancake gags is a battery.......

[johncorrigan]

So I assume the collective noun for pancake gags is a battery.......

Not unless you have lemon juice on them and then it's a bittery, sainty.

[EdgeleyRob]

Everyone's carefully avoiding the 'tossing' gags, I'm relieved to note.

Thought that north of the border, you'd appreciate the slight Morningside twang afforded by the circumflex to 'crêped up on me'...

Cal,did you mean tossing or tosser ?

[Nick Armstrong]

[EdgeleyRob]

Flippin 'eck

[Nick Armstrong]

The man who invented predictive text died yesterday.

His funfair is next monkey.

[johncorrigan]

The man who invented predictive text died yesterday.

His funfair is next monkey.

Very funky, Cannibal.

[johncorrigan]

I see the origami world championship is on Sky Sports tonight; but it's only on pay per view.

[MrGongGong]

http://i100.independent.co.uk/article/james-blunt-is-handing-over-his-cockney-rhyming-slang-title-to-jeremy-hunt--byLlHOQA6e

[Beef Oven!]

http://i100.independent.co.uk/articl...nt--byLlHOQA6e

HaHa, survey says 64% didn't know what the negotiations were about!!

[teamsaint]

I see the origami world championship is on Sky Sports tonight; but it's only on pay per view.

That one had me creased up.

[pastoralguy]

That one had me creased up.

I thought it had folded...

[pastoralguy]

I remember the late, great Mr. Tommy Cooper do an origami sketch where he carefully goes through the whole routine of folding and tearing only to rip the thing to shreds and through it on the floor. It still makes me laugh 30 odd years later.