Current favourite jokes

[richardfinegold]

Q--How is a basson similar to a Lawsuit?
A- Everyone cheers when the case is closed

[johncorrigan]

Good joke from Miles Jupp on 'I'm sorry I haven't a clue' this evening.

Lion goes into a restaurant. The waiter comes over.
'And what would sir like for starters?'
'I'll have the salmon, please!'
'And for the Main?'
'I'll just have a comb.'

[umslopogaas]

I heard the show, and that one was a classic joke, you could hear the audience getting it slowly, like ever bigger waves breaking on a beach.

I got it quite fast at the time, but just now it took a bit longer. I know nothing about Miles Jupp, but he sounds a very promising addition to the team.

[johncorrigan]

I heard the show, and that one was a classic joke, you could hear the audience getting it slowly, like ever bigger waves breaking on a beach.

I got it quite fast at the time, but just now it took a bit longer. I know nothing about Miles Jupp, but he sounds a very promising addition to the team.

I like him, ums. He was in Rev, and played Inventor Archie in Balamory, but when he's on panel shows he's always good value, in my opinion. He does a programme on R4 where he plays a posh food writer - it did transfer to TV but I thought it was much better on the radio.

[Nick Armstrong]

I know nothing about Miles Jupp, but he sounds a very promising addition to the team.

He's the presenter of Tuesday evening's 6.30pm R4 show "It's not what you know" - next one tomorrow, the first two in the series available here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b036wvkd/episodes/guide It's not the most original format but he injects some sharp and subversive wit, and has become a bit of a favourite at Château Caliban.

(He was the sidekick curate to Tom Hollander's "Rev" on BBC TV, if you saw that)

[Belgrove]

I also liked the joke Tim Brooke-Taylor attributed to the great Tommy Cooper.
The police caught two boys drinking battery acid and eating fireworks. They charged one but let the other one off.

[Ferretfancy]

'Old on a cotton-picking moment!

You mean there's more than one?!

Guardian G2 section cover yesterday

Q What's screwed and fits into a Mazda Bongo?

A The Lib Dems ( all eight of them )

[ahinton]

Guardian G2 section cover yesterday

Q What's screwed and fits into a Mazda Bongo?

A The Lib Dems ( all eight of them )

Might the UKIP equivalent to this add in some consideration of whether said Mazda is capable of making the trip to Bongo-Bongo-Land? Time for a rename of that particular model, methinks...

[ferneyhoughgeliebte]

Works very well with Tom Tom.

[Serial_Apologist]

Works very well with Tom Tom.

Ah yes - the piper's son.

[ferneyhoughgeliebte]

I didn't get a Mazda - but I did buy a nice little machine today that goes from 0 to 150 in seconds.

Well, I've been meaning to replace my old bathroom scales for weeks.

[umslopogaas]

I've got one of those, it ensures that no guests ever want to take a bath, saves a fortune in hot water.

[EdgeleyRob]

I know a guy called 6 and 7/8ths.
When he was born his parents didn't know what to call him,so they picked a name out of a hat.

[Beef Oven!]

I know a guy called 6 and 7/8ths.
When he was born his parents didn't know what to call him,so they picked a name out of a hat.

[teamsaint]