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  • Nick Armstrong
    Host
    • Nov 2010
    • 26523

    Just downloaded the Titanic soundtrack from The Cloud onto my iPhone.

    And they said it was un-syncable.
    "...the isle is full of noises,
    Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
    Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
    Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."

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    • Flay
      Full Member
      • Mar 2007
      • 5795

      When I woke this morning my fingers were cold and white.

      Then I remembered it's Raynaud's day...
      Pacta sunt servanda !!!

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      • Dave2002
        Full Member
        • Dec 2010
        • 18009

        Originally posted by Flay View Post
        When I woke this morning my fingers were cold and white.

        Then I remembered it's Raynaud's day...
        ??? Pardon?
        I get the medical reference, but how is this a joke? I don't think there is a Raynaud's day, or anything which sounds like that. Puzzled.

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        • Flay
          Full Member
          • Mar 2007
          • 5795

          Originally posted by Dave2002 View Post
          ??? Pardon?
          I get the medical reference, but how is this a joke? I don't think there is a Raynaud's day, or anything which sounds like that. Puzzled.
          Ahem... Comic Relief....!

          Never mind
          Pacta sunt servanda !!!

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          • ferneyhoughgeliebte
            Gone fishin'
            • Sep 2011
            • 30163

            Originally posted by Dave2002 View Post
            ??? Pardon?
            I get the medical reference, but how is this a joke? I don't think there is a Raynaud's day, or anything which sounds like that. Puzzled.
            Took me a moment, too (Red Nose Day).
            [FONT=Comic Sans MS][I][B]Numquam Satis![/B][/I][/FONT]

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            • BBMmk2
              Late Member
              • Nov 2010
              • 20908

              What do you get when you pour hot water into a rabbit hole? (A hot cross bunny!) :)
              Don’t cry for me
              I go where music was born

              J S Bach 1685-1750

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              • Nick Armstrong
                Host
                • Nov 2010
                • 26523

                Originally posted by Brassbandmaestro View Post
                What do you get when you pour hot water into a rabbit hole? (A hot cross bunny!) :)
                I remember the day when my sister came home from school with that joke! It was around 1974!
                "...the isle is full of noises,
                Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
                Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
                Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."

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                • Stan Drews
                  Full Member
                  • Dec 2010
                  • 79

                  I was on an engineering website forum today, talking to a chap about a 12mm 1.25 pitch bolt, to which he replied I actually needed a 12mm 1.5 pitch bolt.

                  I was in the wrong thread.

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                  • Nick Armstrong
                    Host
                    • Nov 2010
                    • 26523

                    Originally posted by Stan Drews View Post
                    I was on an engineering website forum today, talking to a chap about a 12mm 1.25 pitch bolt, to which he replied I actually needed a 12mm 1.5 pitch bolt.

                    I was in the wrong thread.
                    .......


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                    Q: What's the best thing about Switzerland?

                    A: Well, there's the flag. That's a big plus.
                    "...the isle is full of noises,
                    Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
                    Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
                    Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."

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                    • Nick Armstrong
                      Host
                      • Nov 2010
                      • 26523




                      "...the isle is full of noises,
                      Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
                      Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
                      Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."

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                      • ahinton
                        Full Member
                        • Nov 2010
                        • 16122

                        Originally posted by Caliban View Post



                        Or Beeth oven gloves, if you will...

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                        • Serial_Apologist
                          Full Member
                          • Dec 2010
                          • 37614

                          Originally posted by ahinton View Post
                          Or Beeth oven gloves, if you will...
                          Pun of the day! (But not Mittwochs aus den Sieben Tagen)

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                          • ahinton
                            Full Member
                            • Nov 2010
                            • 16122

                            Originally posted by Serial_Apologist View Post
                            Pun of the day! (But not Mittwochs aus den Sieben Tagen)
                            ...or, more to the point, Das Buch mit(t) sieben Siegeln (but for the chronology, you could be forgiven for thinking that Stockers and Schmidters were hand in glove, nein?)...

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                            • Nick Armstrong
                              Host
                              • Nov 2010
                              • 26523




                              "...the isle is full of noises,
                              Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
                              Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
                              Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."

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                              • BBMmk2
                                Late Member
                                • Nov 2010
                                • 20908

                                Originally posted by ahinton View Post
                                Or Beeth oven gloves, if you will...
                                Don’t cry for me
                                I go where music was born

                                J S Bach 1685-1750

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