Current favourite jokes

[Padraig]

It's the way he writes them.

[Petrushka]

Just in case anyone missed I'm Sorry I haven't a Clue:

Prison today is just like a Holiday Camp. Full of entertainers from the '70s.

Brilliant

[Rolmill]

Another gem from Jack Dee on ISIHAC yesterday:

There are eleven types of people in the world - those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't.


Well, it made me laugh (out loud).

[ferneyhoughgeliebte]

Another gem from Jack Dee on ISIHAC yesterday:

There are eleven types of people in the world - those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't.


Well, it made me laugh (out loud).

- I missed that one!

[Beef Oven!]

Another gem from Jack Dee on ISIHAC yesterday:

There are eleven types of people in the world - those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't.


Well, it made me laugh (out loud).

[mangerton]

I've had a dreadful day today. I was out shopping.

I wanted a fridge, so I went to Selfridges. Seems they don't.

Went to Currys for something to eat, but I'd no luck there either.

And I was lucky not to be arrested when I went to Virgin Megastore.

[Serial_Apologist]

I've had a dreadful day today. I was out shopping.

I wanted a fridge, so I went to Selfridges. Seems they don't.

Went to Currys for something to eat, but I'd no luck there either.

And I was lucky not to be arrested when I went to Virgin Megastore.

Then never go to Waitrose if you haven't got patience.

[Nick Armstrong]

Then never go to Waitrose if you haven't got patience.

And Boots is really crap for footwear.

[Padraig]

... but if you need a suit, go for a Burton one.

[MrGongGong]

C, Eb & G walk into a bar
and the barman says "we don't serve minors"

[Dave2002]

C, Eb & G walk into a bar
and the barman says "we don't serve minors"

I suppose next you'll be telling us that Dorian walked into a bar and asked the barman to Mixolydian!

[Nick Armstrong]

I suppose next you'll be telling us that Dorian walked into a bar and asked the barman to Mixolydian!

Perhaps to wash down a plateful of:

[EdgeleyRob]

No matter how often I try to buy supermarket conveyor belt dividers, the cashier keeps on putting them back!

[Beef Oven!]

No matter how often I try to buy supermarket conveyor belt dividers, the cashier keeps on putting them back!

[charles t]

Or how about the dyslexic agnostic who was up all night pondering the existence of













Dog?