Current favourite jokes

[ahinton]

Hoots mon!!! You are talking about the UKIP again!!!

You're addicted!!

Obsessed with the UKIP!!!

What? I didn't mention that organisation directly. I was endeavouring to address that part of the thread that relates to dyslexia.

Your sincerely,

Egaraf Legin

[Beef Oven!]

What? I didn't mention that organisation directly. I was endeavouring to address that part of the thread that relates to dyslexia.

Your sincerely,

Egaraf Legin

You've lost yer marbles, mate!

[ahinton]

My mate's mum is from Ireland and his dad's from India.

I reckon he's corkasian

Nice one! I hope, however, that your mate and his mum are not the kind of people considered to be part of the cause of the apparently alleged situation in which certain places in the current UK are deemed by some to have become unrecognisable because of their paucity of "indigenous" inhabitants...

[ahinton]

You've lost yer marbles, mate!

One cannot lose what one never had in the first place.

[Beef Oven!]

Nice one! I hope, however, that your mate and his mum are not the kind of people considered to be part of the cause of the apparently alleged situation in which certain places in the current UK are deemed by some to have become unrecognisable because of their paucity of "indigenous" inhabitants...

Nah, they're from Peckham.

[Beef Oven!]

One cannot lose what one never had in the first place.

?

All Greek to me.

[ahinton]

Nah, they're from Peckham.

Ah, well that clears that one up, then.

[ahinton]

?

All Greek to me.

Perhaps so. That said, however, I am reminded of the immortal Fwank Muir's definition of "Elgar" as "the Catalan train station" in thinking that "Elgin" likewise identifies a junpier-based beverage without being specific as to its particular type. Anyway, mine's a double (with Schweppes, ice and lemon or lime, naturellement).

[Gordon]

... dyslexia.

a particular group of executive cars as opposed to datlexia?

[Beef Oven!]

Perhaps so. That said, however, I am reminded of the immortal Fwank Muir's definition of "Elgar" as "the Catalan train station" in thinking that "Elgin" likewise identifies a junpier-based beverage without being specific as to its particular type. Anyway, mine's a double (with Schweppes, ice and lemon or lime, naturellement).

Funny that. HighlandDougie is also partial to a G&T. They don't make Scotsmen like they used to.

[ahinton]

Hoots mon!!! You are talking about the UKIP again!!!

You're addicted!!

Obsessed with the UKIP!!!

I meant also to respond to your post by pointing out the unlikelihood that you would post observations about addiction to or obsession with the UK Conservative Party had I implicitly alluded to that instead of the Farage Band. Oh and, by the way, there's no "t" in Alice Herz-Sommer...

[Beef Oven!]

I meant also to respond to your post by pointing out the unlikelihood that you would post observations about addiction to or obsession with the UK Conservative Party had I implicitly alluded to that instead of the Farage Band. Oh and, by the way, there's no "t" in Alice tHerzt-Sommer...

I have no idea what the hell you're on about

Thanks for the spell-check - you have your uses

[MrGongGong]

I have no idea what the hell you're on about

Vote clueless
You know it makes sense

the new party theme tune ?

The great Stalling again

[Beef Oven!]

Vote clueless
You know it makes sense

the new party theme tune ?

The great Stalling again

Stalling is a genius!

Great post GG

[ahinton]

I have no idea what the hell you're on about

There's not a whole lot that I can do about that; sorry!

Thanks for the spell-check - you have your uses

I certainly hope so!