Current favourite jokes

[Dave2002]

A tachyon is a hyperthetical particle that moves faster than the speed of light so we would not be able to see it approaching. After a tachyon has passed nearby, we would be able to see two images of it, appearing and departing in opposite directions. So, it was a sort of reverse joke about that.
Sorry, I realise it was too obscure!!

Noted - I hadn't appreciated all of the details - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tachyon
I'm still scratching my head about the joke, though. Or 'uzzled as padraig has noted. Would it have made any difference if it was a neutrino? Perhaps a philosophical joke - "a unicorn walked in ..."?

[Ant]

"The barman said 'We don't serve tachyons'

A tachyon walked into a bar"

A long time ago in a Goon Show someone - Neddie Seagoon? - walked into the Three Witches' cave:

"Yes, that's right."

"Is it true you can see into the future?"


Regards Ant

[EdgeleyRob]

A bloke walked into a bar and shouted "OUCH".

It was an iron bar.

[Richard Tarleton]

Noted - I hadn't appreciated all of the details - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tachyon
I'm still scratching my head about the joke, though. Or 'uzzled as padraig has noted. Would it have made any difference if it was a neutrino? Perhaps a philosophical joke - "a unicorn walked in ..."?

http://www.for3.org/forums/showthrea...305#post106305

This thread is going round in circles.

[Petrushka]

http://www.for3.org/forums/showthrea...305#post106305

This thread is going round in circles.

Exactly two years ago almost to the minute as well!

[EdgeleyRob]

A bloke walks into a bar and orders a double whisky.
As the barman hands him the drink the bloke says "I shouldn't be having this with what I've got".
The barman says "why,what have you got ?"
The bloke says "10p".

[Dave2002]

http://www.for3.org/forums/showthrea...305#post106305

This thread is going round in circles.

Ah, but we may believe that neutrinos are real, whereas, as Anna has pointed out tachyons are "hyperthetical" [was that intended?]

[EdgeleyRob]

Sorry seems to be the hardest word to say...

Unless you're Chinese, then it's squirrel.

[EdgeleyRob]

A homeless guy came up to me and asked "any change"
I said "no, still got the big house and the nice car"

[Beef Oven!]

A homeless guy came up to me and asked "any change"
I said "no, still got the big house and the nice car"

[Richard Barrett]

doctor: Hello, what seems to be the problem, do sit down.
patient: I won't if you don't mind, I have a cricket ball lodged up my backside.
doctor: How's that?
patient: Don't you start.

[cloughie]

You're making a meal of this, which is most revealing.

eaten on the periodic table no doubt.

[arancie33]

Following #609

What did the slug say to the passing snail?

"Big Issue"?

[Dave2002]

Mild humour

Ten (10) things I know about you.

1. You are reading this

2. You are human.

3. You can’t say the letter ”P” without separating your lips.

4. You just attempted to do it.

6. You are laughing at yourself

7. You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5.

8. You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.

9. You are laughing at this because you are a fun loving person & everyone does it too.

10. You are probably going to send this on to see who else falls for it.

[ferneyhoughgeliebte]

I found some old photos of me from when I was a kid, playing on swings made from rope and old tyres.

They were Goodyears.