Current favourite jokes

[hafod]

A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you," The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."

[LeMartinPecheur]

Or you could also add manganese in there!

I knew that, but couldn't make a good threesome joke out of it

[Ant]

Hello all,

Combining two threads - crustacean and calcium:

An oyster fell in love with a lobster, she was telling her girlfriend about it the next day - "Oh, it was love at first sight. He
kissed me here, he kissed me there, then he kissed me here, and then he - Good Heavens, my pearl! It's gone!"



Lobster fell in love with a crab but her parents weren't at all happy - "But look at them, they're so common. They can't even walk straight!" But she insisted on pursuing the affair and persuaded him to try to walk straight so that her parents would be more likely to accept him. On their wedding day, she and her party were waiting on the shore and out of the surf walked her crab, as straight as a die he walked towards them. "Oh darling" she whispered "you learned to walk straight just for me!" "I can't help it, I'm pissed!"


Regards Ant

[johncorrigan]

I really wanted to post a chemical element joke but I see that all the good ones argon.

This is getting boron!

[teamsaint]

the only way to dispose of jokes this bad is to barium.

[amateur51]

the only way to dispose of jokes this bad is to barium.

You're making a meal of this, which is most revealing.

[EdgeleyRob]

I know a joke about cobalt, radon, and yttrium but it's corny.

[johncorrigan]

I hear Oxygen and Potassium got together and at first they got on OK - but when they arrived at Cal's it turned into a total KnockOut!

[Anna]

The barman said 'We don't serve tachyons'

A tachyon walked into a bar

[Jonathan]

Clever...

I've just thought of this: How about a Roman Catholic service for tachyon's - it wouldn't have a mass though!

[Dave2002]

The barman said 'We don't serve tachyons'

A tachyon walked into a bar

I'm lost with this one ...

http://www.companiesintheuk.co.uk/ltd/tachyon-technology

http://tachyontv.typepad.com/tachyon/2005/05/lost_in_wales.html

:scratching head icon:
uzzled: :

[Anna]

I'm lost with this one ...
:scratching head icon:
uzzled: :

A tachyon is a hyperthetical particle that moves faster than the speed of light so we would not be able to see it approaching. After a tachyon has passed nearby, we would be able to see two images of it, appearing and departing in opposite directions. So, it was a sort of reverse joke about that.
Sorry, I realise it was too obscure!!

[Padraig]

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Sorry, I realise it was too obscure!!

Not to worry Anna. It was worth it to see Dave2002 uzzled.

[ahinton]

A tachyon is a hyperthetical particle that moves faster than the speed of light so we would not be able to see it approaching. After a tachyon has passed nearby, we would be able to see two images of it, appearing and departing in opposite directions. So, it was a sort of reverse joke about that.
Sorry, I realise it was too obscure!!

But not tacky, though...

[ahinton]

the only way to dispose of jokes this bad is to barium.

Alternatively you could start platinum. Anyway, by "dispose" did you not mean "dysprose"?...