Current favourite jokes

[Nick Armstrong]

Here you go Edgy. Entertain us!

On-topic starter:


Yesterday evening, I had to change a lightbulb. I went
out a bit later - as I crossed the road, there was a chicken
coming the other way. Then I walked into a
bar with an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman.
I realised my life was just one big joke.

[teamsaint]

i told my wife that when I am gone I am going to leave everything to her.
She said " You lazy sod, you do that already ".

[EdgeleyRob]

My wife is taking me out shopping tonight.
She said I need new clothes as I look too middle aged.
I'm gutted. I love my suit of armour.

[teamsaint]

my wife is taking me out shopping tonight.
She said i need new clothes as i look too middle aged.
I'm gutted. I love my suit of armour.

rofl.

[Nick Armstrong]

My wife said switching off her mothers life support machine was the most difficult thing ever.
She's obviously never tried sneezing while holding a full pint!

About a month before he died, my grand-dad got flu - he believed in the old remedies so we covered his back with lard... after that, he went downhill very quickly

[Beef Oven!]

Man walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread.

The assistant says 'white or brown'?

The man says, 'it doesn't matter, I've got me bike outside' !!!!!!!!!!

[EdgeleyRob]

I received this in a text message today,gbna.

That's bang out of order.

[Nick Armstrong]

It's a frenzied gag-fest!

(I've said Beefy's latest aloud 6 times, still don't get it though... )

[teamsaint]

It's a frenzied gag-fest!

(I've said Beefy's latest aloud 6 times, still don't get it though... )

me neither.

But at least you will be able to tell it well !!

[Beef Oven!]

It's a frenzied gag-fest!

(I've said Beefy's latest aloud 6 times, still don't get it though... )

[Beef Oven!]

I received this in a text message today,gbna.

That's bang out of order.

[Nick Armstrong]

[Beef Oven!]

About a month before he died, my grand-dad got flu - he believed in the old remedies so we covered his back with lard... after that, he went downhill very quickly

[Beef Oven!]

I can't believe that I've never heard any of these jokes!!!!!

[EdgeleyRob]

I started a business selling hot cakes.

They sold reasonably well.