Current favourite jokes

[johncorrigan]

To which the first replies, "I must give it a spin sometime then".

'To Everything, Turn, Turn, Turn'.

[Serial_Apologist]

'To Everything, Turn, Turn, Turn'.

Or, everyone deserves their turn in this life. I had a bad turn the other day.

[Jonathan]

Sheepdog: "Right, that's all 40 sheep"
Shepherd: "What, there's only supposed to be 37!"
Sheepdog: "I rounded them up"

[johncorrigan]

Two monkeys in a bath. One says,'Ooh Ooh Ooh ah ah ah!'
The other says, 'Well run some water in from the cold tap.'

[johncorrigan]

Two monkeys in a bath. One says,'Ooh Ooh Ooh ah ah ah!'
The other says, 'Well run some water in from the cold tap.'

I told my brother this joke and he reminded me of Bill and Ben in the bath.
Bill says 'Flub-a-lub-a dub!'...and Ben says 'I wish you wouldn't fart in the bath'.

[johncorrigan]

Why do Peruvian owls always fly together?
Because they're in cahoots!