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  • Serial_Apologist
    Full Member
    • Dec 2010
    • 36849

    Originally posted by johncorrigan View Post
    I went to the Autopsy Club...it was an open mike night.


    No doubt a jam session too!

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    • oddoneout
      Full Member
      • Nov 2015
      • 8642

      Think I'll pass on dessert(or desert as it increasingly appears)...
      "...followed by a delectable burnt Basque cheesecake."

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      • Serial_Apologist
        Full Member
        • Dec 2010
        • 36849

        Originally posted by oddoneout View Post
        Think I'll pass on dessert(or desert as it increasingly appears)...
        "...followed by a delectable burnt Basque cheesecake."
        A cheesecake wrapped up in a burnt basque wouldn't look too appetising!

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        • johncorrigan
          Full Member
          • Nov 2010
          • 10177

          The guy who invented throat lozenges has just died. There's to be no coffin at the funeral.


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          • oddoneout
            Full Member
            • Nov 2015
            • 8642

            Not mine own(from Guardian BTL), but thought it worth sharing
            Hand written sign seen in Essex: "Vote wisely, not Cleverly"
            Given added piquancy because of Jimmy Dimly being MP for Braintree...

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            • Serial_Apologist
              Full Member
              • Dec 2010
              • 36849

              Originally posted by oddoneout View Post
              Not mine own(from Guardian BTL), but thought it worth sharing

              Given added piquancy because of Jimmy Dimly being MP for Braintree...

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