Current favourite jokes

[Bryn]

Not really a joking matter, but:

[ahinton]

That one went into our school file of 'owlers, I remember.

A good place, perhaps, then, for the one that states that Peruvian owls always hunt in twos because they're Inca hoots...

[gurnemanz]

What is the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit ....

[Bryn]

[Serial_Apologist]

The bear facts.

[Bryn]

I hope this works, it was posted om FB:



Looks like it's from Private Eye but I have not checked my copy since I seem to have mislaid it for the moment.

[Bryn]

Oh dear, another one:

[Serial_Apologist]

Oh dear, another one:

That's a tall story!

[oddoneout]

“These Thugs and Radical Left Monsters have just INDICATED the 45th President of the United States of America”,
They indicted him as well...

[Bryn]

[Serial_Apologist]

Replete with its own bars.

[Mal]

Merlin Sheldrake is a fun guy to be around.

[Bryn]

Merlin Sheldrake is a fun guy to be around.

There's not mushroom for his dad's morphological resonance hypothesis here, however.

[Mal]

There's not mushroom for his dad's morphological resonance hypothesis here, however.

Careful now, we don't want to truffle with the Sheldrakes.

[Bryn]

Careful now, we don't want to truffle with the Sheldrakes.

Not mush truffling going on here: