Originally posted by Nick Armstrong
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Originally posted by antongould View PostShouldn’t you be striking Rumpole …. ????
Been withholding my labour for over 6 years now, anton
(This comes to you from Paris, incidentally… )"...the isle is full of noises,
Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."
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"I do not approve of anything that tampers with natural ignorance. Ignorance is like a delicate exotic fruit; touch it and the bloom is gone. The whole theory of modern education is radically unsound. Fortunately in England, at any rate, education produces no effect whatsoever. If it did, it would prove a serious danger to the upper classes, and probably lead to acts of violence in Grosvenor Square."
Lady Bracknell The importance of Being Earnest
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Southwark Coucil emails just keep on giving!
Visit our recycling centre - a free, fun, family day out
Explore our diggers and trucks, join upcycling, craft workshops, bring your bike for a safety check and see how we sort your recycling. Join the fun-filled, family-friendly day out. Saturday 10 September, 10am to 4pm.
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A new Ladybird book coming out soon (UK edition only)
"I do not approve of anything that tampers with natural ignorance. Ignorance is like a delicate exotic fruit; touch it and the bloom is gone. The whole theory of modern education is radically unsound. Fortunately in England, at any rate, education produces no effect whatsoever. If it did, it would prove a serious danger to the upper classes, and probably lead to acts of violence in Grosvenor Square."
Lady Bracknell The importance of Being Earnest
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Originally posted by Pulcinella View PostNot sure that this is necessarily the best thread, but this, from The Guardian online, amused me:
The reading of the proclamation from the Mercat Cross on the Royal Mile was attended by dozens of dignitaries, including a Sturgeon.
This from a bit further on in the article amused meThere were only about seven in number but they were extremely loud hecklers.
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