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Originally posted by Serial_Apologist View PostAn unleavened bed would presumably have to be one in which only one person has ever slept, then!
Just hope the mattress doesn’t saag"...the isle is full of noises,
Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."
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They say the old ones are the best, but this from today's Independent really did make me LOL:
Four key members of Boris Johnson’s team resigning on Thursday was the result of the prime minister “taking charge”, a minister has claimed. Energy minister Greg Hands said: “The Prime Minister was absolutely clear on Monday that there would be changes at the top of No 10 and that is what he has delivered.”
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Originally posted by ahinton View PostThis is now starting to saag, methinks...
No that started back at #4250"...the isle is full of noises,
Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."
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