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  • Nick Armstrong
    Host
    • Nov 2010
    • 26446

    Originally posted by johncorrigan View Post
    Dry January's dragging on a bit.


    NB:

    "...the isle is full of noises,
    Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
    Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
    Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."

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    • oddoneout
      Full Member
      • Nov 2015
      • 8970

      At rehearsal last night we discussed whether Allegro con spirito meant BYOB.

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      • cloughie
        Full Member
        • Dec 2011
        • 22069

        Originally posted by Nick Armstrong View Post


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        • Serial_Apologist
          Full Member
          • Dec 2010
          • 37324

          Originally posted by oddoneout View Post
          At rehearsal last night we discussed whether Allegro con spirito meant BYOB.
          Or buy your own, bruv!

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          • LHC
            Full Member
            • Jan 2011
            • 1539

            Sadly, not actually a joke.

            "I do not approve of anything that tampers with natural ignorance. Ignorance is like a delicate exotic fruit; touch it and the bloom is gone. The whole theory of modern education is radically unsound. Fortunately in England, at any rate, education produces no effect whatsoever. If it did, it would prove a serious danger to the upper classes, and probably lead to acts of violence in Grosvenor Square."
            Lady Bracknell The importance of Being Earnest

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            • Serial_Apologist
              Full Member
              • Dec 2010
              • 37324

              Originally posted by LHC View Post
              Sadly, not actually a joke.

              So that's where her burying her head in sand originated then.

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              • johncorrigan
                Full Member
                • Nov 2010
                • 10280

                Originally posted by Serial_Apologist View Post
                So that's where her burying her head in sand originated then.
                Anus horribilis!

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                • Serial_Apologist
                  Full Member
                  • Dec 2010
                  • 37324

                  Originally posted by johncorrigan View Post
                  Anus horribilis!
                  But not "queening"!

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                  • cloughie
                    Full Member
                    • Dec 2011
                    • 22069

                    Originally posted by Serial_Apologist View Post
                    But not "queening"!
                    No it won’t bee that!

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                    • RichardB
                      Banned
                      • Nov 2021
                      • 2170

                      Say what you like about Australians, but when it comes to tennis they know how to return a Serb.

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                      • Serial_Apologist
                        Full Member
                        • Dec 2010
                        • 37324

                        Originally posted by RichardB View Post
                        Say what you like about Australians, but when it comes to tennis they know how to return a Serb.


                        Pun of the day!

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                        • johncorrigan
                          Full Member
                          • Nov 2010
                          • 10280

                          In honour of the great Barry Cryer, the one he said was his favourite joke.
                          "A man drives down a country lane and runs over a cockerel. He knocks at a nearby farmhouse door and a woman answers.
                          "'I appear to have killed your cockerel,' he says. 'I'd like to replace it.'
                          The woman replies: 'Please yourself - the hens are round the back.'"


                          Thanks, Barry.
                          Last edited by johncorrigan; 27-01-22, 16:03.

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                          • Serial_Apologist
                            Full Member
                            • Dec 2010
                            • 37324

                            The government announces rolling out its new, extended levelling up programme, YouCrane.

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                            • oddoneout
                              Full Member
                              • Nov 2015
                              • 8970

                              Originally posted by Serial_Apologist View Post
                              The government announces rolling out its new, extended levelling up programme, YouCrane.
                              The PM is swapping one arena of acute political tension for another and may manage to be out of the UK when Sue Gray’s report is published

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                              • Nick Armstrong
                                Host
                                • Nov 2010
                                • 26446

                                Naan bed:



                                (I think they should have added pillow rice)
                                "...the isle is full of noises,
                                Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
                                Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
                                Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."

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