Current favourite jokes
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Sadly, not actually a joke.
"I do not approve of anything that tampers with natural ignorance. Ignorance is like a delicate exotic fruit; touch it and the bloom is gone. The whole theory of modern education is radically unsound. Fortunately in England, at any rate, education produces no effect whatsoever. If it did, it would prove a serious danger to the upper classes, and probably lead to acts of violence in Grosvenor Square."
Lady Bracknell The importance of Being Earnest
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In honour of the great Barry Cryer, the one he said was his favourite joke.
"A man drives down a country lane and runs over a cockerel. He knocks at a nearby farmhouse door and a woman answers.
"'I appear to have killed your cockerel,' he says. 'I'd like to replace it.'
The woman replies: 'Please yourself - the hens are round the back.'"
Thanks, Barry.Last edited by johncorrigan; 27-01-22, 15:03.
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Originally posted by Serial_Apologist View PostThe government announces rolling out its new, extended levelling up programme, YouCrane.
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