Current favourite jokes

[Bryn]

He's on Private Passions this Sunday - as the wretched adverts have been drumming into us for some time now.

Thanks for alerting me to this. I have, so far, missed all such trailers. One of the benefits of listening mainly on-demand via Sounds.

[oddoneout]

Thanks for alerting me to this. I have, so far, missed all such trailers. One of the benefits of listening mainly on-demand via Sounds.

Bit ironic really isn't it? Those listening in real time get the full effect, to the point as someone remarked recently of being put off listening to whatever is being plugged, whereas listening via other means avoids the aural assault but also being alerted to items possibly of interest...

[Dave2002]

I’m afraid his problem has deteriorated from “poor” to “prime ministerial”.’

[Serial_Apologist]

I was in the local Sainsbury's half an hour ago. The gentleman in front of me in the checkout queue must have had at least fifty bottles of wine of different labels in his trolley. "Let me guess", I said to him, "those are destined for No 10 Downing Street." He though that was really funny!

[Bryn]

I asked for Holst's The Perfect Fool as an advanced Christmas present, and all I got was:

[Serial_Apologist]

I asked for Holst's The Perfect Fool as an advanced Christmas present, and all I got was:

[cloughie]

I asked for Holst's The Perfect Fool as an advanced Christmas present, and all I got was:

Could just be the ideal stock in filler for the Planet - Well I thought it was a Suite idea!

[Nick Armstrong]

Enjoyed this one

[Dave2002]

Enjoyed this one

Don't see that - does one have to run an app?

[Nick Armstrong]

Don't see that - does one have to run an app?

You can’t see the image?

[Bryn]

You can’t see the image?

Or maybe missed the pun.

[Nick Armstrong]

Or maybe missed the pun.

My next suggestion was going to be to say the first line out loud a couple of times, yes…

[Dave2002]

I found this quite amusing - not a single joke as such

[Dave2002]

My next suggestion was going to be to say the first line out loud a couple of times, yes…

Groan .....!!!

[Serial_Apologist]

I found this quite amusing - not a single joke as such

Charlie Boy had the right answer!