Current favourite jokes

[RichardB]

Does anyone remember the joke about a chiropractor I posted on here about a week back ?

(Frankie Howerd voice) oooh, don't!

[kernelbogey]

Reminds me that during lockdown last year my chiropractor next-door neighbour switched to home-working as a scientific journals proofreader. He said he particularly enjoyed doing the footnotes

I imagine he'll have kept a few back numbers.

[johncorrigan]

I imagine he'll have kept a few back numbers.

He's boning up on things, I suppose.

[Joseph K]

My boss said "I find it highly suspicious you're only sick on week days"
I said "It must be my weekend immune system".

[Serial_Apologist]

My boss said "I find it highly suspicious you're only sick on week days"
I said "It must be my weekend immune system".

[gradus]

He's boning up on things, I suppose.

Cracker!

[LeMartinPecheur]

I’m afraid his problem has deteriorated from “poor” to “prime ministerial”.’

[Serial_Apologist]

[Bryn]

Following up on a recommendation of Wyn Morris's warmly remembered recording of Mahler's 5th, which I only have on LP, I looked on QOBUZ. It is there but most curiously, the five movements are each credited to one of five 1950s pop musicians, Mark Devon, Buddy Lucas, Don Stacey, Frank Barry, and Artie Malvin.

https://www.qobuz.com/gb-en/album/mahler-symphony-no5-wyn-morris-and-symphonica-of-london/cf0gps9iziiea

[Serial_Apologist]

Following up on a recommendation of Wyn Morris's warmly remembered recording of Mahler's 5th, which I only have on LP, I looked on QOBUZ. It is there but most curiously, the five movements are each credited to one of five 1950s pop musicians, Mark Devon, Buddy Lucas, Don Stacey, Frank Barry, and Artie Malvin.

https://www.qobuz.com/gb-en/album/ma.../cf0gps9iziiea

I've just found a load of jigsaw pieces on the pavement. How they come to be there is a bit of a puzzle.

[Edgy 2]

[johncorrigan]

[Bryn]

Not strictly a joke as such, but:

[johncorrigan]

Not strictly a joke as such, but:

Not really funny either, Bryn, but fascinating. I hadn't heard Cleese talk sense for a long time, probably because I didn't go looking. Really enjoyed that. Thanks.

[oddoneout]

Not really funny either, Bryn, but fascinating. I hadn't heard Cleese talk sense for a long time, probably because I didn't go looking. Really enjoyed that. Thanks.

He's on Private Passions this Sunday - as the wretched adverts have been drumming into us for some time now.